The "I've had a little to drink" thread

#552
#552
Watched final round of Knox Open today. Didn't partake of any adult beverages even with hospitality passes. But I'm catching up now with a gentleman named Jack.
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#554
#554
Where is everybody? Just poured a pinch of Crown XR. Need some company.
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#556
#556
breakdast only and drinks this evening are feelin ohhhhhh so lovely! gooo bo!
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#559
#559
4th whiskey and 7 tall boy. Ready for the sheets. I must have had minimal to eat tonite. feelin a bit groggy.
 
#564
#564
Mix'n the 4th tall boy. Is it getting hot in here or is it just me?

Boise is gonna blow this game.
 
#565
#565
Resurrected.

So I'm drinking some crazy **** just sitting with some friends and I'm thinking about the Oregon game. Oregon is so just...not football. I don't know whether we'll win or what, but I'd just love to see TN just injure some people. And be like, "see, that's football. Uniforms are not. Oregon is not. Go drive a subaru outback."

Newport has some fine ass women, by the way. But they all look the same. Blonde, brunette, they all got bigger than proportional breasts, but kind of lurched over all the time.

I'll be in Tennessee for 30 days starting September 16th. Then I'm gonna be in Japan. I'm not excited about this. Should I be? It seems like a fun time. I'm a fan of Asian women and I don't get homesick. But at the same time, I've heard stories where Japanese people--since they're not into saying no--will intentionally give people the wrong directions to a place just so they feel good about what they did. Honorable? Yes. Annoying? My God.

That's about all I've got for being drunk.
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#566
#566
RIV, I hate to go all hillbilly but I got a case of cheap beer for $9.99 and you know thats a solid price in CT, where u at in RI?
 
#567
#567
RhodeIslandVol said:
Resurrected.

So I'm drinking some crazy **** just sitting with some friends and I'm thinking about the Oregon game. Oregon is so just...not football. I don't know whether we'll win or what, but I'd just love to see TN just injure some people. And be like, "see, that's football. Uniforms are not. Oregon is not. Go drive a subaru outback."

Newport has some fine ass women, by the way. But they all look the same. Blonde, brunette, they all got bigger than proportional breasts, but kind of lurched over all the time.

I'll be in Tennessee for 30 days starting September 16th. Then I'm gonna be in Japan. I'm not excited about this. Should I be? It seems like a fun time. I'm a fan of Asian women and I don't get homesick. But at the same time, I've heard stories where Japanese people--since they're not into saying no--will intentionally give people the wrong directions to a place just so they feel good about what they did. Honorable? Yes. Annoying? My God.

That's about all I've got for being drunk.
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need some pics of the big breasted humpback women, that 's quite the description :)
 
#568
#568
JTrainDavis said:
RIV, I hate to go all hillbilly but I got a case of cheap beer for $9.99 and you know thats a solid price in CT, where u at in RI?
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i'm originally from Greenback, TN man. Can't get much more hillbilly than that. But I'm in Newport, RI. Home of the $6.00 Corona. You can get some good deals in CT. Smokes and booze are cheap as hell in CT around New London, but up here they are ridiculous.
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#569
#569
RhodeIslandVol said:
i'm originally from Greenback, TN man. Can't get much more hillbilly than that. But I'm in Newport, RI. Home of the $6.00 Corona. You can get some good deals in CT. Smokes and booze are cheap as hell in CT around New London, but up here they are ridiculous.
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Do you know the Farrelly brothers?
 
#570
#570
vol_in_il said:
need some pics of the big breasted humpback women, that 's quite the description :)
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They're not quite humpbacked, but more like a praying mantis type of thing. I'm at a bar right now, so I'll see what I can do about pictures.
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#573
#573
It was a Jack Daniels kind of night at work tonight. So, I'm going to polish off this bottle I had in my freezer then go to sleep.
 
#575
#575
zach0105 said:
It was a Jack Daniels kind of night at work tonight. So, I'm going to polish off this bottle I had in my freezer then go to sleep.
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I just poured a little coke in my Jack. Gentleman Jack. After this BP nonsense I'm letting Jack talk me in to not caring.
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