The "I've had a little to drink" thread

#55
#55
Yes ocifer I know drinking and driving is wrong but how am I supposed to get these kids to school?
 
#58
#58
milohimself said:
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PUT
THE BOTTLE
DOWWWNNN
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Butter Head Girls
 
#59
#59
Been a fan of SNL scene night one. I remember that skit. Good stuff.

Almost as good as the real thing. I never will forget the local footage of George Jones being arrest for DWI and his cardboard license plate in the back window. "Possum 1".
 
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#60
#60
the.one.the.only said:
I've got the perfect gauge to figure out if you've had 'a little' or 'a lot'.

Panamanian Cricket Team... :w00t::jawdrop:

If you spell this correctly and find the pictures = sober
you get close but decide screw it and copy/paste and still find the pictures = a little
you try so hard b/c you just want to see some booty but you just can't get it right and end up giving up and getting another beer = a lot


The More You Know!
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Wow! Now I need a drink to calm myself.
 
#62
#62
She's the reason Crest introduced a new product called Gumpaste.
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#63
#63
the.one.the.only said:
I've got the perfect gauge to figure out if you've had 'a little' or 'a lot'.

Panamanian Cricket Team... :w00t::jawdrop:

If you spell this correctly and find the pictures = sober
you get close but decide screw it and copy/paste and still find the pictures = a little
you try so hard b/c you just want to see some booty but you just can't get it right and end up giving up and getting another beer = a lot


The More You Know!
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It's amazing how the britches on those cricket girls suck right up into the booty area. :eek:lol:
 
#65
#65
Due to financial obligations, I will partake this weekend, in honor of our own rbroyles, in a case of Old Milwaukee and a 6 of Smithwicks.

I'll send the Swedish Bikini Team down, Hoss
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#67
#67
I've been using calculus to equate the levels of beer consumption I've experienced tonight.
 
#71
#71
zach0105 said:
Give me the position equation for your beer and I can tell you the velocity and acceleration at which you are ingesting it.
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12 ounce quantities ingested at an elbow angle of 90 degrees at a rate of > 2 in a 40 minute time schedule over an amassed period of < 4 hours.
 
#72
#72
hmanvolfan said:
12 ounce quantities ingested at an elbow angle of 90 degrees at a rate of > 2 in a 40 minute time schedule over an amassed period of < 4 hours.
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By my calculations, I am getting that you are greater than or equal to drunk.

Is this correct?
 
#73
#73
I take more of a chemistry approach.

.5 oz. Wild Turkey 101
.5 oz. Bacardi 151
.5 oz. Southern Comfort 100
.5 oz. Amaretto
1 oz. Sour
1 oz. Cranberry
Splash grenadine

Shake, pour on rocks or serve frozen to the ladies.
Called it Testosterone and it got some folks tow- up. The good ole days behind the bar at McGuffey's
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#74
#74
Grenadine
Sour
Amaretto
Cranberry
SoCo

On the rocks, up or frozen...give them all to the ladies.

Give me 4oz of the Turkey straight and forget the rest of that crap.
 
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