Step 1. Open Window
Step 2. Stick head out window and observe
Step 3. Close Window (Warning! Be sure all body parts are inside the house prior to closing window.)
I'm just an average man with an average life
I work from nine to five, hey, hell, I pay the price
All I want is to be left alone in my average home
But why do I always feel like I'm in the Twilight zone?