The, Nickleback, Appreciation, Thread

#427
#427
FastChad said:
Are you sure? It’s been a heck of a night. You might enjoy hearing about it.

More importantly, it might help if someone could explain the difference between The Pub and The Endzone to me. They seem like the same thing.
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I don't know about the pubers but I'd enjoy hearing about it!
 
#430
#430
TN-POSSUM said:
I don't know about the pubers but I'd enjoy hearing about it!
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I’ve been pretty distraught over how things went with Jodie last weekend. My cousin felt bad and offered me use of his timeshare because he had to leave early for a funeral. He’s super rich, so he didn’t even clear out the refrigerator before leaving and left it stocked with Natty Lights. He swings a big dick.

I moved one of his 18” flat screens to the bathroom and watched The Masters from the jacuzzi tub while crushing beers. It didn’t take long before I worked up the courage to call Jodie and quickly hang up. When she called me back, I apologized for butt dialing her even though we all know that wasn’t the case.

The strategy was brilliant because she said that she will give me a call to discuss our future after she has Easter Brunch with her ex boyfriend and his family tomorrow.

More winning for FastChad!
 
#432
#432
Wait, she's not going to call you until after lunch with her ex, and his family? I'd move on dude, surely you got a single cousin that needs some love somewhere?
 
#435
#435
FastChad said:
I’ve been pretty distraught over how things went with Jodie last weekend. My cousin felt bad and offered me use of his timeshare because he had to leave early for a funeral. He’s super rich, so he didn’t even clear out the refrigerator before leaving and left it stocked with Natty Lights. He swings a big dick.

I moved one of his 18” flat screens to the bathroom and watched The Masters from the jacuzzi tub while crushing beers. It didn’t take long before I worked up the courage to call Jodie and quickly hang up. When she called me back, I apologized for butt dialing her even though we all know that wasn’t the case.

The strategy was brilliant because she said that she will give me a call to discuss our future after she has Easter Brunch with her ex boyfriend and his family tomorrow.

More winning for FastChad!
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See, you recycled the rich man drinks cheap shat joke. Honestly, Bud Light would’ve been more relevant today. I’d give a C for effort though.
 
#438
#438
FastChad said:
I’ve been pretty distraught over how things went with Jodie last weekend. My cousin felt bad and offered me use of his timeshare because he had to leave early for a funeral. He’s super rich, so he didn’t even clear out the refrigerator before leaving and left it stocked with Natty Lights. He swings a big dc.

I moved one of his 18” flat screens to the bathroom and watched The Masters from the jacuzzi tub while crushing beers. It didn’t take long before I worked up the courage to call Jodie and quickly hang up. When she called me back, I apologized for butt dialing her even though we all know that wasn’t the case.

The strategy was brilliant because she said that she will give me a call to discuss our future after she has Easter Brunch with her ex boyfriend and his family tomorrow.

More winning for FastChad!
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#447
#447
Orangeredblooded said:
Pathetic, apply that to whoever in this thread. Myself included.
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