The Official Candace Parker is hot thread!

#76
#76
I still like Brittany Jackson though:

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#78
#78
jcolli30 said:
See...I said that but was immediately shot down.
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You were shot down by hatvol. Always consider the source before passing judgement. Like I said, Candace has a smile that lights up the room. Beyonce's best attribute is her hips/legs. Her(Beyonce) face compares to that of a wax doll. Eyebrows never move, plastic facial expressions, lips only move when she smiles. In essence, she's basically a human figure candle.
 
#80
#80
StunnA N' Orange said:
You were shot down by hatvol. Always consider the source before passing judgement. Like I said, Candace has a smile that lights up the room. Beyonce's best attribute is her hips/legs. Her(Beyonce) face compares to that of a wax doll. Eyebrows never move, plastic facial expressions, lips only move when she smiles. In essence, she's basically a human figure candle.
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Yeah, call me when Revlon builds an entire marketing campaign around Parker's smile. I'm sure Ron Perlman is just wating to jettison Beyonce as soon as Parker is done at UT. He'll probably drop Penelope Cruz for Brittany Jackson as well. While he's at it, he'll also replace Julianne Moore with Pat Summit.
 
#81
#81
This whole Candice Parker/ Ace Clememt/ Britany Jackson topic has gotten out of hand.

Can we all agree that if we were walking down the street and they smiled at us that we would smile back or is that to hard?
 
#82
#82
Business said:
This whole Candice Parker/ Ace Clememt/ Britany Jackson topic has gotten out of hand.

Can we all agree that if we were walking down the street and they smiled at us that we would smile back or is that to hard?
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Depends on my mood. I don't smile frivolously. None of those three are hot enough to change my outlook at a given moment.
 
#83
#83
hatvol96 said:
Depends on my mood. I don't smile frivolously. None of those three are hot enough to change my outlook at a given moment.
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Your full of crap. You're telling me if Britany Jackson wanted to get frisky you'd shoot her down?
 
#84
#84
Business said:
Your full of crap. You're telling me if Britany Jackson wanted to get frisky you'd shoot her down?
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Why would I trade down? She wouldn't make a Top 20 list of women I've dated. You boys either live in cities totally devoid of attractive women or you need to get out more. When I walk down to the beach in the morning after I pick up my newspaper, I'll see 30 women more attractive than Brittany Jackson in 10 minutes. You guys need to get some standards.
 
#86
#86
hatvol96 said:
Why would I trade down? She wouldn't make a Top 20 list of women I've dated. You boys either live in cities totally devoid of attractive women or you need to get out more. When I walk down to the beach in the morning after I pick up my newspaper, I'll see 30 women more attractive than Brittany Jackson in 10 minutes. You guys need to get some standards.
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Seriously. I've personally seen the woman in a bathing suit, something I doubt most people on this site can claim. I was not impressed. She may have been the least attractive person at the pool that day.
 
#89
#89
kptvol said:
Seriously. I've personally seen the woman in a bathing suit, something I doubt most people on this site can claim. I was not impressed. She may have been the least attractive person at the pool that day.
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KPT, quit crushing the fantasies of the Lady Vol sycophants. You know as well as I do that Candace Parker and Brittany Jackson are much hotter than Vida Guerra and Leann Tweeden. We just need to face facts and fall in line.
 
#90
#90
hatvol96 said:
KPT, quit crushing the fantasies of the Lady Vol sycophants. You know as well as I do that Candace Parker and Brittany Jackson are much hotter than Vida Guerra and Leann Tweeden. We just need to face facts and fall in line.
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I guess I need to start figuring out how I can look more like Casey Clausen and Shelden Williams. Is it possible to get a forehead implant?
 
#91
#91
hatvol96 said:
KPT, quit crushing the fantasies of the Lady Vol sycophants. You know as well as I do that Candace Parker and Brittany Jackson are much hotter than Vida Guerra and Leann Tweeden. We just need to face facts and fall in line.
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All I'm trying to say is these females aren't the dogs that some make them out to be. They might not be "hatvol" quality but they're not ugly.
 
#92
#92
kptvol said:
I guess I need to start figuring out how I can look more like Casey Clausen and Shelden Williams. Is it possible to get a forehead implant?
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Call Barry Bonds. He can give you some insight into expanding your cranium.
 
#94
#94
Business said:
All I'm trying to say is these females aren't the dogs that some make them out to be. They might not be "hatvol" quality but there not ugly.
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Fair enough. The notion that no man could resist jumping into bed with one of these ladies is still ridiculous.
 
#96
#96
kptvol said:
Fair enough. The notion that no man could resist jumping into bed with one of these ladies is still ridiculous.
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Exactly. People on here trying to pass Parker off as a hardwood version of Beyonce and attempting to put Brittany Jackson on par with real models is one of the most ridiculous exercises I've ever seen.
 
#97
#97
Business said:
Okay, true, but when you call women's basketball and softball players "Amazonians" you know....the impression is left that you think that they are ugly.
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I think the vast majority of the participants in those two sports are definitely attractiveness challenged.
 
#98
#98
hatvol96 said:
Exactly. People on here trying to pass Parker off as a hardwood version of Beyonce and attempting to put Brittany Jackson on par with real models is one of the most ridiculous exercises I've ever seen.
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Now I never said that. I'm saying they are attractive females that play sports.
 
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