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#3,833
#3,833
BadJerry20 said:
You know God or whoever is going to make us both live till we are 100 right? No way they beat us 70+ times in a row. Lol
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If I make it to 52, im back on the stuff. Gonna be a sad, long, slow limp to get to that happy day.
 
#3,834
#3,834
apevol said:
If I make it to 52, im back on the stuff. Gonna be a sad, long, slow limp to get to that happy day.
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I used to think I'd die by the time I was 30, now I'm convinced whoever is up there is going to make me live as long as possible.
 
#3,835
#3,835
BadJerry20 said:
I used to think I'd die by the time I was 30, now I'm convinced whoever is up there is going to make me live as long as possible.
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I just don't see how I dodge lung cancer. Too much meth, tin foil, and tobacco stuffed in my lungs. If I don't get it, they should probably study me
 
#3,836
#3,836
apevol said:
I just don't see how I dodge lung cancer. Too much meth, tin foil, and tobacco stuffed in my lungs. If I don't get it, they should probably study me
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Thats why I think I'll live till I'm 100, I should be dead by now with all of the stuff I've ingested. Not to mention using a condom only once my whole life and not catching anything, and I'm a pretty big wh*re. Lol
 
#3,837
#3,837
BadJerry20 said:
Thats why I think I'll live till I'm 100, I should be dead by now with all of the stuff I've ingested. Not to mention using a condom only once my whole life and not catching anything, and I'm a pretty big wh*re. Lol
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Maybe we should vacuum all the gunk out of our lungs, cut it with talc and sell it for $30 bucks a pop
 
#3,840
#3,840
Winning cures all.

I'm just glad we saw a win yesterday for the sake of VN. These last few losses were the worst I have ever seen VN. Glad to see people putting UT back in the top 10 after this win.
 
#3,843
#3,843
Woke up shaking the cobwebs off of last night's libations wondering if I had dreamed that comeback. I remembered, though, my wife turning to me at one point having the nerve to say 'you shouldn't take it so seriously..' We were down 24-3 at the time. Short while later she is SCREAMING at the tv during a fumble/scrum for the ball yelling 'GET THAT BALL!' I just calmly sat there so she said 'do you not see what's going on here?' I just sat there calmly and said 'yes, honey, I'm just trying not to get too EXCITED.' She just said 'touche.'' Score one for brother Blues.
 
#3,844
#3,844
MphsBlues said:
Woke up shaking the cobwebs off of last night's libations wondering if I had dreamed that comeback. I remembered, though, my wife turning to me at one point having the nerve to say 'you shouldn't take it so seriously..' We were down 24-3 at the time. Short while later she is SCREAMING at the tv during a fumble/scrum for the ball yelling 'GET THAT BALL!' I just calmly sat there so she said 'do you not see what's going on here?' I just sat there calmly and said 'yes, honey, I'm just trying not to get too EXCITED.' She just said 'touche.'' Score one for brother Blues.
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Our boys waited til I threw a hissy fit, then played lights out. I seriously underestimated CBJ's mental tooughness. Any coach that can keep a team together like that and have his players fight that hard is doing SOMETHING right. I ain't sold on him, but definitely feel stupid after all the **** I've been talking...
 
#3,845
#3,845
apevol said:
Our boys waited til I threw a hissy fit, then played lights out. I seriously underestimated CBJ's mental tooughness. Any coach that can keep a team together like that and have his players fight that hard is doing SOMETHING right. I ain't sold on him, but definitely feel stupid after all the **** I've been talking...
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I've been sold on him since the bowl game.
 
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