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[Vol knight]

Lol always with the excuses. Was North Texas a top defense in the nation too? 3.7 yards per pass attempt is pathetic. We will get killed in a bowl if Dobbs sucks like he has the last 2 weeks. But yay for field goals!

 

[BadJerry20]

Yeah, but he won't be getting met 3-5 yards deep every other time he gets the b...oh.

So first order of business...clone Hurd

 

[BadJerry20]

I thought it was kind of pitiable. Deserved more support than he got

Probably true.

 

[apevol]

So you're saying you suffer from dementia?

 

[BadJerry20]

Sorry I forgot no expecting better and criticising a player. Dobbs has been on fire the last 2 weeks. #Heismandarkhorse

 

[apevol]

So first order of business...clone Hurd

Is that ethical?

 

[BadJerry20]

Is that ethical?

Do I seem like a man that worries about ethics?

 

[apevol]

Do I seem like a man that worries about ethics?

I dunno. We still on for pulling a **** load of bank jobs and spending our last 3 or 4 weeks of life smoking crack out of the hollowed out bones of our enemies, once we get too old to give a ****?

 

[BadJerry20]

I'm annoyed they killed NCAA video games right when we start having a good team. I really want to use Hurd to truck my way to a national championship.

 

[BadJerry20]

I dunno. We still on for pulling a **** load of bank jobs and spending our last 3 or 4 weeks of life smoking crack out of the hollowed out bones of our enemies, once we get too old to give a ****?

That's the only reason I started working out, I want to be in top shape when I destroy myself.

 

[apevol]

That's the only reason I started working out, I want to be in top shape when I destroy myself.

One of us needs to be. I haven't been able to curb my drinking at all and I'm back up to 6-10 drinks per night at a minimum. I'm gonna start smoking weed again in attempt to get it back down, but that'll probably just lead to mainlining coke and moonshine every 6 minutes

 

[n_huffhines]

One of us needs to be. I haven't been able to curb my drinking at all and I'm back up to 6-10 drinks per night at a minimum. I'm gonna start smoking weed again in attempt to get it back down, but that'll probably just lead to mainlining coke and moonshine every 6 minutes

Smoke + jerk + eat, then repeat

 

[n_huffhines]

Hey, when was the last time we were 7-4?

 

[apevol]

Smoke + jerk + eat, then repeat

Not sure what this means

 

[apevol]

Hey, when was the last time we were 7-4?

Foster's Jr year? Not sure

 

[BadJerry20]

Not sure what this means

Sounds like he is inviting you to a MWM threesome.

 

[95 Vol Alum]

One of us needs to be. I haven't been able to curb my drinking at all and I'm back up to 6-10 drinks per night at a minimum. I'm gonna start smoking weed again in attempt to get it back down, but that'll probably just lead to mainlining coke and moonshine every 6 minutes

This is disturbing to me.

 

[apevol]

This is disturbing to me.

That's probably because you've never slammed cocaine dissolved in moonshine

 

[n_huffhines]

That's probably because you've never slammed cocaine dissolved in moonshine

I stayed off drugs until age 25 because of this Mormon propaganda. Seriously, it's worth a listen.

[youtube]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AzYCQk-Rttk[/youtube]

 

[Notorious B.E.N]

I'm annoyed they killed NCAA video games right when we start having a good team. I really want to use Hurd to truck my way to a national championship.

You still can.

 

[apevol]

I stayed off drugs until age 25 because of this Mormon propaganda. Seriously, it's worth a listen.

[youtube]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AzYCQk-Rttk[/youtube]

That's some solid science right there.

 

[n_huffhines]

"It's so scientific, I can't understand it"

 

[apevol]

"It's so scientific, I can't understand it"

That's when you know its real

 

[gordonr24]

I'm annoyed they killed NCAA video games right when we start having a good team. I really want to use Hurd to truck my way to a national championship.

I'm glad that I'm not the only one that feels this way. Or running the read option with Dobbs.

 

[95 Vol Alum]

That's probably because you've never slammed cocaine dissolved in moonshine

Not on my bucket list.