knoxvol52
Micah Parsons for DPOY
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What NOT to do during a weather delay in Nebraska:What to do during a weather delay in Nebraska:
"Come see our corn fields. Oh, yeah. Right. You saw endless fields of corn on your way here."
"Can I interest you in our Corn museum?" No?"
"Ummm, (nervously) So I guess the corn syrup museum isnt .... ummm something, something...never mind."
"Sir, SIR! Please don't threaten to put a can of corn in my corn-holio"