I expected China to produce an incredible opening ceremony given their art-heavy culture, but that still blew me away.
I thought that after the Spanish did that archer-lights-the-torch bit in Barcelona everybody else would just give up trying to top it and fall back on bells & whistles. Tonight, China didn't just top it, they screwed everybody else who's even contemplating bidding on future Summer Games. About the only folks with a shot are Rio- and that's assuming they'll stoop to FX-ing up their giant Jesus.