The Return Of Chris Jericho

[Jaytrain5]

There have been few as funny as Austin on the mic. Good stuff.

 

[myrobbins7]

Man i hope Austin comes back one day.

 

[JTrainDavis]

my quote button isn't working, but to quote OE's 4:44pm post

HACKSAW JIM DUGGAN IS NOT AFRAID OF YOU!!!!!!
i think that was wrestlemania 4, before he creamed Andre the Giant with the 2x4

I don't hate wrestling, don't watch it now, but since its in sports rather than pub, why not

 

[PowerT83]

I got this from another board but it is good stuff. As you know Hogan is getting a divorce and might try negotiating a contract with Vince:

HEEEEY DUDEMAN VINCE! How are ya, Brother?

What the hell do you want? I thought I told you to piss off after years of you pulling crap over and over again.

I've been saying my prayers and eating my vitamins, and.. I want my spot back, brother.

I SAID PISS OFF.

THE ONLY WAY YOU'LL STEP FOOT IN A WWE RING EVER AGAIN IS IF YOU START DOING...
JOBS!

JOBS?

JOBS!

Wait, Dudeman Vince. Before you come to a conclusion... just look into my eyes.. and ARMS!

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So.. hyp.. notic..

Can't.. resist..

I WANT CREATIVE CONTROL
NO JOBS
I WILL MAKE ALL MY OPPONENTS LOOK LIKE CRAP
6 HULK HOGAN SEGMENTS EVERY SHOW
MORE TIME ALLOCATED TO ME POSING BEFORE AND AFTER MY MATCHES
AND I WANT MORE MONEY!!!

AND I WILL GIVE YOU ALL OF THAT!!!

*signs contract*

MAIN EVENT OF WRESTLEMANIA HERE I COME, BROTHER!!! THE HULKSTER IS BACK!!!

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VINCE: Son of a b!%@* gets me every time..

 

[Vol Mania 21]

hahah that was great PowerT83

 

[OrangeEmpire]

 

[hatvol96]

Jericho's new book has about 50 pages devoted to his time in Knoxville with Smoky Mountain Wrestling.