The SNL Thread.......

#51
#51
Will Forte as a registered sex offender for Halloween. SNL yanked it from every source possible because of so many complaints. They ran it again last year so its gotta be somewhere. F'n hilarious!
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#58
#58
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#61
#61
Deep thoughts by Jack Handy:
“If God dwells inside us like some people say, I sure hope He likes enchiladas, because that's what He's getting”
 
#62
#62
“It takes a big man to cry, but it takes a bigger man to laugh at that man.”
 
#63
#63
“If you're in a war, instead of throwing a hand grenade at the enemy, throw one of those small pumpkins. Maybe it'll make everyone think how stupid war is, and while they are thinking, you can throw a real grenade at them.”
 
#65
#65
"At first I thought, if I were Superman, a perfect secret identity would be
"Clark Kent, Dentist," because you could save money on tooth X-rays. But then
I thought, if a patient said, "How's my back tooth?" and you just looked at it
with your X-ray vision and said, "Oh it's okay," then the patient would
probably say, "Aren't you going to take an X-ray, stupid?" and you'd say, "Aw
**** you, get outta here," and then he probably wouldn't even pay his bill."
 
#66
#66
"A good way to threaten somebody is to light a stick of dynamite. Then you call
the guy and hold the burning fuse up to the phone. "Hear that?" you say.
"That's dynamite, baby.""
 
#68
#68
"Maybe in order to understand mankind, we have to look at the word itself:
"Mankind". Basically, it's made up of two separate words - "mank" and "ind".
What do these words mean? It's a mystery, and that's why so is mankind."
 
#72
#72
bamacheats said:
Will Forte as a registered sex offender for Halloween. SNL yanked it from every source possible because of so many complaints. They ran it again last year so its gotta be somewhere. F'n hilarious!
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Wow I searched like crazy and couldn't find it.
 
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