the story thread

[barknoxbrawler]

A horse Riding it bare chested and carrying a flag reading " bring back the USSR"

 

[hmanvolfan]

The Grizzly bear was hot on his trail with full intention of

 

[barknoxbrawler]

Drinking all his cheap Russian Vodka.

 

[Thunder Good-Oil]

And riding a tricycle while wearing a funny pope hat and watching as the hookers

 

[MphsBlues]

..and hustlers, they filled up the room..

 

[joevol33]

Then suddenly without warning, Putin grabbed a

 

[malinoisvol]

...pop sickle, some people call it a Push-up, umhumm.

 

[joevol33]

We weren't sure of his intentions, until he used it to

 

[MphsBlues]

..signal his agents to take the hookers and hustlers hostage.

 

[joevol33]

Which infuriated us all. So we decided to get revenge by

 

[apevol]

forcing him to read this thread, over and over...

 

[joevol33]

Which he did, and it upset him greatly. So he decided to call obama and ask for help, but obama told him

 

[barknoxbrawler]

.

 

[joevol33]

Which made us all laugh, but nervous because

 

[malinoisvol]

Of COPE JADE 15 and the implications therein.

 

[joevol33]

We figured obama and Putin were in on it, but we were surprised to find out one of our own was involved. It was none other than

 

[MphsBlues]

Al Gore; Not only did he invent the internet, he saved the planet and..

 

[malinoisvol]

fast tracked methanol into our fuel supply, which led to...

 

[joevol33]

The zombie Apocalypse, which made us realize we only had one hope. It was

 

[malinoisvol]

Woody Harrelson and the twinkle truck.

 

[joevol33]

Finding him would be the problem however, since none of us knew how to

 

[MphsBlues]

..navigate the hordes of zombies that separated us. When ZJC arrived on the scene, he knew our backs were against the wall..

 

[joevol33]

And without hesitation, he armed us all with

 

[barknoxbrawler]

plastic Walmart light sabers and belts strapped around their foreheads.

 

[joevol33]

Which seemed silly at first, but we noticed it struck the fear of God into the zombies. And one by one we