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[Thunder Good-Oil]

Singing Oh Canada and

 

[joevol33]

Getting the midgets to line dance, but they got mad because

 

[barknoxbrawler]

Short people got no reason to Iive. They've got little eyes....

 

[Thunder Good-Oil]

Small hands. Smell like cabbage.

 

[barknoxbrawler]

They all sound like " Willow" when they talk too which would cause Mad Mordegan to go....

 

[joevol33]

To the hair salon and get a

 

[Thunder Good-Oil]

Butch Jones buzz cut. Just then Holly W. rolls up on her Harley and

 

[joevol33]

Asks if anyone has seen Dave Hart. She was serious about finding him cause she wanted to tell him

 

[malinoisvol]

Pat is coming back and he'd better be ready to

 

[barknoxbrawler]

Hire Travis Henry as the sports celibacy coach.

 

[joevol33]

This all sounded like a plan until Jimmy Cheek walked in with

 

[malinoisvol]

A bat in the cave and he

 

[barknoxbrawler]

Picked and flicked it up in the air to.......

 

[apevol]

Les Miles..

 

[joevol33]

Who we all know likes to pick things up and eat them. He wasn't satisfied, so he

 

[malinoisvol]

Satan, uh, oops, I mean...

 

[joevol33]

Let's be honest, we all knew this whole situation was about to turn into

 

[malinoisvol]

An orgy of dislike for...

 

[joevol33]

Candy apples. We didn't know how it got to that point, but we thought

 

[barknoxbrawler]

what the heck. Apples.... Dipped in caramel.....dipped in nuts......who doesn't like them.

 

[malinoisvol]

However, since we are all over a certain age, with delicate dental work, caramel apples are no longer on the menu for us. Anyway, someone pulled out a brazerre...

 

[joevol33]

And we drew straws to see who would model it, unfortunately the winner was

 

[Thunder Good-Oil]

Unable to be determined because a brazerre is actually a(n)

 

[MphsBlues]

..barbed jock strap. When Dennis Rodman showed up wearing it..

 

[Thunder Good-Oil]

Kim Jong-un pulled out an anti-aircraft gun