The Suspense Is Killing Me

[TNnative]

Seriously I can't focus on anything else right now. Freeze is that big fish nibbling on the bait. I'm watching the bobber go up and down just waiting for the hook to set. My nerves are shot to the point that I'm starting pointless threads with bad analogies. I need to pour out my coffee and pop a valium.

Seriously Nation I'm going to loose my mind if we land Freeze. I'm talking biting the bark off trees insane. Anyone else acting as stupid as me right now?

In a word? No. I officially DRGAF in order to not experience what you currently are experiencing. To borrow a line from "Road to Perdition", I find it all so effing hysterical now. I do not mention it to be a royal A-Hole. I mention it because I am in a much saner frame of mind, and hope for you to find it too. Still waiting to hear from those people from the other 13 SEC schools who are jealous of us somehow. I would hear crickets, but it is December now.

 

[Orange_Vol1321]

Tennessee is more like Bill Dance bloopers

 

[tennesseeduke]

Tennessee is more like Bill Dance bloopers

 

[tennesseeduke]

 

[tennesseeduke]

 

[tennesseeduke]

 

[tennesseeduke]

 

[tennesseeduke]

This is where I'm at with this search already.

 

[tnuhcvols]

I was looking forward to a little peace and quiet, off-season, off-topic forum banter leading up to NSD. This is much better!!

 

[Volanta]

Your gifs are......AMAZING!

 

[TennesseeTarheel]

Tennessee is more like Bill Dance bloopers

Snake dropping from tree into his lap. Ha Ha! Killed me!

 

[MadWorld]

You've never been bank fishing if this has never happened to you. LOL.

 

[djohnnyg]

Why would ANY coach wanna go to Bama where the absolute best they can do is maintain status quo. Outside of that..the only other thing that can happen is screwing up by (gasp) losing a few games. There's nothing to gain.

 

[imw8n4u]

Fishing analogies are never wrong brother!

 

[VOLINVONORE]

Suspense? Reminds me of the " Suspense" we had the two times we had Gruden singed, sealed, and delivered. We will likely know by at least Monday.

 

[TNnative]

Suspense? Reminds me of the " Suspense" we had the two times we had Gruden singed, sealed, and delivered. We will likely know by at least Monday.

But Gruden couldn't sing. Oh, you meant signed. Dyslexia runs rampant in Vonore.

 

[VOLINVONORE]

But Gruden couldn't sing. Oh, you meant signed. Dyslexia runs rampant in Vonore.

Sorry about that, but at least you knew what it meant. I guess you are smart enough to read between the lines. Corrected

 

[TNnative]

Sorry about that, but at least you knew what it meant. I guess you are smart enough to read between the lines. Corrected

Hey Neighbor, if Greenback people and Vonore people weren't giving each other a good ribbing at every opportunity, the rest of the world would assume we are sick. It is what it is, you know?

 

[sona]

Agree with OP, this is more distracting than the last HC hire for me. Show us you care UT and land a stellar hire for once.

 

[mikepotts]

This Thread Deserved a bump!

 

[preacherwebb]

 

[VOL_Lyfe]

.....our countdown clock on a splash hire remains perpetually at