The 'Take Things Out of Context and Post Them In This Thread' Thread

[Behr]

NorCal, you and TFG are joking about bbq skettis, right? I mean, you actually know its all kinds of nasty and it sucks, right?

F Yeah!

 

[NorCalVol67]

NorCal, you and TFG are joking about bbq skettis, right? I mean, you actually know its all kinds of nasty and it sucks, right?

 

[theFallGuy]

NorCal, you and TFG are joking about bbq skettis, right? I mean, you actually know its all kinds of nasty and it sucks, right?

Wtf

 

[Behr]

Wtf

 

[theFallGuy]

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[Behr]

 

[joevol33]

Hey rusty, what did you tell those two midget male hookers when you needed a breather, and how much did it cost you for the night?

Don’t wait on me, dollar!

 

[volfanbill]

Joe’s talking about midget male hookers. Shocker. @theFallGuy incoming in 3, 2, 1…

 

[Behr]

Joe’s talking about midget male hookers. Shocker. @theFallGuy incoming in 3, 2, 1…

Joe is a midget gay male hooker posing as a straight male midget inbred.

Like Black Widow, he's a Poser.

 

[NorCalVol67]

Hey Joe,

How’s it working out dating two midget dudes at the same time?

They can't stand for me to give one attention, and not the other

 

[joevol33]

Hey NorCal, what was your response when that dude offered you free beer if you'd grease him down with astroglide?

Oh hell yeah.

 

[NorCalVol67]

Hey NorCal, what was your response when that dude offered you free beer if you'd grease him down with astroglide?

How is this ‘out of context’?

 

[NorCalVol67]

And by the way, WTF is astroglide?

 

[joevol33]

And by the way, WTF is astroglide?

Lube

 

[GordonC]

If you had to sum up your life as the most famous truck stop hooker of all time, what would you say?

It's amazing at the things I've seen on the road.

 

[theFallGuy]

Hey Joe, what do you typically use to get your kentucky farm animals in the mood?

Lube

 

[BigOrangeMojo]

Hey @NorCalVol67, what did @joevol33's hot cousin tell you after your evening together?

This one looks nice other than it being rather small.

 

[82_VOL_83]

@VolNExile after her trip to the M4M club with @joevol33, @theFallGuy and @Souce had one question...

I wanna know who has to keep hosing down the deck.

 

[NorCalVol67]

Hey TFG,

What did you say when you and @Souce entered that all male sex club?

We are going to suck. That's my stance

 

[theFallGuy]

Wtf

 

[Behr]

Hey TFG,

What did you say when you and @Souce entered that all male sex club?

Wtf

 

[theFallGuy]

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[joevol33]

Hey Bill, how long has it been since you started having fantasies about farm animals?

12 years today…

 

[volfanbill]

Hey Bill, how long has it been since you started having fantasies about farm animals?

I’m just proud of you for moving on from midget jokes. You might actually be growing up Joe. Don’t get too old though, @Souce won’t be attracted to you anymore

 

[joevol33]

I’m just proud of you for moving on from midget jokes. You might actually be growing up Joe. Don’t get too old though, @Souce won’t be attracted to you anymore

Just so you know, it was so hard to not type midget strippers instead of farm animals