The 'Take Things Out of Context and Post Them In This Thread' Thread

[volfanbill]

Just so you know, it was so hard to not type midget strippers instead of farm animals

 

[NEVolFan]

Joe... you going to be dancing at the strip club tonight?

I'm ready to go! Idk if all the storms are gone or not, still looking rough out here.

 

[Behr]

Just so you know, it was so hard to not type midget strippers instead of farm animals

Just throw in a Joe can't fish or Joe's a Georgia fan joke in with it and no one will notice.

 

[Nooga]

Hey Joe, what was the hashtag you used that made the “MeToo” people all pissed off?

#peoplewithdisabilitiesneedsextoo

 

[Behr]

Hey Souce, what was the dumbest post you ever made in the Zone?

Hey Joe, what was the hashtag you used that made the “MeToo” people all pissed off?

 

[BigOrangeMojo]

Hey @rocytop2624, what did Souce always tell you on your dates

You keep it up.

 

[malinoisvol]

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[malinoisvol]

I'm internet famous!

and

Still for sale

 

[BigOrangeMojo]

Hey @82_VOL_83 how is Souce in bed?

Mic drop bishes! He good!

 

[NEVolFan]

Joe... how much to you charge for a lap dance?

Probably high 80's here, but gonna be in the 90's this week!

 

[Nooga]

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[rocytop2624]

Wtf Nooga

 

[Nooga]

Hey @rocytop2624 what did you say the first time @joevol33 and @theFallGuy showed you their cabin for “getaway time with the fellas”

That's cute.

 

[Tin Man]

And a bigger deck to replace the small original

“Deck” Interesting choice of a mod-safe substitute word. Not a surgery I would elect, but I wish you well. What happens if it goes wrong? You sitting to pee the rest of your days?

OK, that was a cheap shot. Truly wish you well in this. Just ignore the inevitable “pics or it didn’t happen.”

 

[Behr]

 

[PEPPERJAX]

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I will be theefin this gif thanks.

 

[VolInNorthCack]

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Ol blondy got more than she bargained for

 

[VolInNorthCack]

I... I just don't know...

 

[theFallGuy]

Sending noodz to your wife now, what's her email?

If you can get some candid pix, the wife may get a promotion.

 

[Plano Vol]

And by the way, WTF is astroglide?

Lube

Joe's competitor

 

[theFallGuy]

Joe what is your new favorite porn movie you've had on rotation?

New movie with hot girl @Souce

 

[theFallGuy]

Behr favorite new porn movie?

New movie with hot girl @Souce

Yeah, I think that's it.

 

[joevol33]

Behr favorite new porn movie?

You done used mine you pubescent dweeb!!

 

[theFallGuy]

You done used mine you pubescent dweeb!!

 

[82_VOL_83]

@Souce what did Joedawg say when you axed to BORROW a condom??

You done used mine you pubescent dweeb!!