The 'Take Things Out of Context and Post Them In This Thread' Thread

[NorCalVol67]

Yeah, I teed that up. But I'm in emotional distress, so it's wrong!!

You tee it up a lot though.

 

[Behr]

What's your favorite thing to fap to T-doosh?

Playgirl Centerfold

 

[tdawgs]

What's your favorite thing to fap to T-doosh?

 

[Souce]

Hay @GordonC what is your advice for lot lizard encounters with a bad case of swamp ass???

@Vjcvette
Like ORB says, I'd use the blow dryer. Take the back off it and be certain there's no water in there.
It should be fine as long as it dries out.

 

[Behr]

 

[BigOrangeMojo]

@Tin Man, what's the longest time you've done the horizontal mambo?

2 minutes

 

[BigOrangeMojo]

@tdawgs, I heard you had hand cramps from your all night fap session. What were you watching to achieve such a result?

 

[tdawgs]

BigOrangeMojo how are you going to arrive at this years Pride Day parade?

Shirtless and holding someone's wood...

 

[Souce]

OH LAWD LAWWWWDDDDD LAWD!!!

 

[NorCalVol67]

Hey TFG,

What do you think about the new M4M porn starring Joe and Souce being delayed until next year?

I can't wait that long wtf

 

[PEPPERJAX]

Hey @joevol33

Are you really going to participate in Souce's all male orgy followed by an endless cereal buffet?

Of course, that sounds and looks delicious!

Damn dude that is gross!

 

[GordonC]

Hey Lil Loe

When you visit the midget trannies, what do--

I'm interested in spray oil

NM

 

[joevol33]

Hey Mal, what was your reaction to that video Souce sent you of him and TFG in the truck stop bathroom with @Nooga ?

I've been rubbing my meat. Took a while. Juicy.

 

[malinoisvol]

Lulz

 

[GordonC]

Hey log head,

What sign do you put on the door of the bathroom at the truck stop so all the truck stop boys know when you're on duty and which stall to use?

Man up

 

[GordonC]

and what do you say when dey lined up aw de way outside?

Keep

Keep it coming .

 

[Sgt_Nick_Fury]

Logger what do you like best about working the suburban corners as a geriatric gigalo?

I’m my own boss and I get to work outside every day. And, I live in a small town.

 

[Behr]

No added context needed.

@82_VOL_83, mal’s hung like a mule.

 

[Tin Man]

No added context needed.

It’s a private joke, and you’re not in on it.

 

[Behr]

It’s a private joke, and you’re not in on it.

Now there's another level that I am in on. Suckit.

 

[82_VOL_83]

I'm confused.

 

[Behr]

I'm confused.

I can't imagine why.

 

[Souce]

Hay @joevol33 what did you think about TFG & Weezer's raunchy all nude remake of Brokeback Mountain?

Good movie, definitely better than the last one

 

[joevol33]

Hey TP, were you always sexually attracted to goats, or was it something that happened living near farmland?

I was born this way.

 

[Behr]

Lulz.