The 'Take Things Out of Context and Post Them In This Thread' Thread

[loggervol]

Hey log head,

What sign do you put on the door of the bathroom at the truck stop so all the truck stop boys know when you're on duty and which stall to use?

and what do you say when dey lined up aw de way outside?

I thought I knew you

 

[joevol33]

Hey Souce, if you could describe yourself in a couple of words, what would they be?

Attenshun horr!!!!!!!!!!

 

[malinoisvol]

Hey Souce, if you could describe yourself in a couple of words, what would they be?

 

[Souce]

 

[joevol33]

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Big mad!!

 

[Sgt_Nick_Fury]

Hey Joe, what did you do when you saw the no touching other people is allowed sign in the men's bathroom?

I just turned around and walked out. I'll pee later . Dey some weird people out there.

 

[malinoisvol]

 

[GordonC]

Hey Joe, did Hardee's ever send you that surveillance video of @Souce fluffin dat biskit doe?

I'm gonna watch it now!

Oh lawd

 

[joevol33]

Hey Souce, what'd you tell that new trucker they call "big John " after you guys spent time in the stall together?

Don't be a stranger! Come back and visit occasionally!

 

[GordonC]

Hey Joe, do the ghey Georgia truckers like it when you tuck at the truck stop?

I don't have one!

 

[Sgt_Nick_Fury]

Hey Behr you still trying to break that world record of strokes with a vibrator?

It's charging and I'm exhausted and ready for bed. It's already more than 5000 over my previous record, think I'll save 30+ for another day.

 

[WeeohdeeWood]

Hey Behr you still trying to break that world record of strokes with a vibrator?

 

[82_VOL_83]

Behr, why do you think @Souce cried so hard before the M4M midget wrestling match?

It's her first time.

 

[GordonC]

What did you say when you went into the bathroom at the truck stop and saw Cole in @joevol33's stall?

Cole is my guy. You need to change up !!

 

[Behr]

What are you @theFallGuy ????

 

[theFallGuy]

What are you @theFallGuy ????

 

[Behr]

 

[NorCalVol67]

Hey Exie,

What was your reaction when you saw the noodz Souce sent?

Teeny teeny!

 

[Behr]

 

[VolNExile]

Hey Exie,

What was your reaction when you saw the noodz Souce sent?

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[Behr]

Hey Exie,

What was your reaction when you saw the noodz Souce sent?

 

[joevol33]

He gonna be more mad than ever!!

 

[Souce]

Hey @Behr what did TFG think about your new peen after the sex change operation????

I think she'll be happy with it. Only had mine a day and used it 3 times but it does exactly what I expected and it's supposed to. If it gives me no problems for a couple of years I'll buy another just like it.

 

[Sgt_Nick_Fury]

Hey Behr! What did you say to them when they called your name at the proctologist for the chlamydia?

If you're referring to me, you're welcome to come down here and scrap the barnacles off my dingy.

 

[BigOrangeMojo]

Hey @Behr , what did you tell Rusty when he flashed you?

What size is this? It obviously looks bigger from here than it is.