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Jenn is facetious. She is also abstemious. She gets pneumonia. Given those clues, what is the only American tree she will like?
 
#6,878
#6,878
Someone at a party introduces you to your mother's only sister's husband's sister in law. He has no brothers. What do you call this lady?
 
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#6,879
Two planes take off at the same exact moment. They are flying across the Atlantic. One leaves New York and is flying to Paris at 500 miles per hour. The other leaves Paris and is flying to New York at only 450 miles per hour ( because of a strong head wind ). Which one will be closer to Paris when they meet?
 
#6,880
#6,880
A carpenter was in a terrible hurry. He had to work as quickly as possible to cut a very heavy 10 foot plank into 10 equal sections. If it takes 1 minute per cut, how long will it take him to get the 10 equal pieces?
 
#6,882
#6,882
What English word can have 4 of its 5 letters removed and still retain it's original pronunciation?
 
#6,883
#6,883
Johnny's mother had three children. The first child was named April. The second child was named May. What was the third child's name?
 
#6,884
#6,884
In your sock drawer, you have a ratio of 5 pairs of blue socks, 4 pairs of brown socks, and 6 pairs of black socks. In complete darkness, how many socks would you need to pull out to get a matching pair of the same color?
 
#6,885
#6,885
How can a woman living in New Jersey, legally marry 3 men, without ever getting a divorce, be widowed, or becoming legally separated?
 
#6,886
#6,886
A woman goes into a hardware store to buy something for her house. When asked the price, the clerk replies, "the price of one is twelve cents, the price of forty-four is twenty-four cents, and the price a hundred and forty-four is thirty-six cents. What does the woman want to buy?
 
#6,888
#6,888
If, having only one match, on a freezing winter day, you entered a room which contained a lamp, a kerosene heater, and a wood burning stove, which should you light first.
 
#6,890
#6,890
Originally posted by volmanjr@Aug 16, 2005 3:34 PM
I'd light the match first and then eat my 2 apples
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:good:

Now go back to the last page and answer all them smarty pants...
 
#6,891
#6,891
The last set of hair curlers I had didn't take pictures....
Mt Everest was still the tallest before it was discovered....
I don't know about other men but I have only 1 Birthday
The 3rd child is Johnny...
The planes will be the same distance from Paris when they meet... and
if they were folded right 1 pair should give you mayching colors.
 
#6,892
#6,892
Originally posted by volmanjr@Aug 16, 2005 4:44 PM
The last set of hair curlers I had didn't take pictures....
Mt Everest was still the tallest before it was discovered....
I don't know about other men but I have only 1 Birthday
The 3rd child is Johnny...
The planes will be the same distance from Paris when they meet... and
if they were folded right 1 pair should give you mayching colors.
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I see that you have found my riddle page huh? Darn you Google..... :realmad:

(apologies if you really knew the answers though) :hi:
 
#6,893
#6,893
Oh my achin butt bone,these arcade games are driving me mad.I need some serious help.Damn you Freak,I'm losin my mind over there .:blink: Could you please band me from going in there.
 
#6,894
#6,894
Originally posted by GIVEHIM-6@Aug 16, 2005 10:19 PM
Oh my achin butt bone,these arcade games are driving me mad.I need some serious help.Damn you Freak,I'm losin my mind over there .:blink: Could you please band me from going in there.
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NO! You just let yourself in on weekends!
Let ya self out for church on sunday! :good:
 
#6,895
#6,895
My ninja mental Abilities are vast and great but I was not smart enough the use Google to find the answers to the ones I didn't know!
 
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