'Tis the topic that will never die,
That is the phrase we all use,
But some would not get involved,
So they just merely peruse.
But I for one must help,
Ol' freak realize his big dream,
Of a thread for the ages and then some,
Or at least I think that's his theme.
So here's my part for today,
A poem of less than great worth,
But really my thing's just to spread,
A wee little bit of Vol mirth!