The unofficial DD likes everything thread

[Freak]

I said I'd get back to you on that. I'm still trying to figure it out. Have you considered asking Red wtf is wrong with me? I'm sure she has some theories.

You've obviously been married a while when you defer to your wife to speak on your behalf. I know this from experience.

 

[Freak]

Can I post the email, poobah??
It's not from u.

It might have been from me. I have good days and bad ones.

 

[DD4ME]

Am I allowed to post topless pics of myself?

Only if you have hair like a sweater vest

 

[Freak]

Only if you have hair like a sweater vest

Just when I thought I couldn't be any more mentally traumatized from this thread.

 

[The Ron Mexico]

You're welcome, Freak.

 

[hmanvolfan]

 

[Orangeslice13]

You've obviously been married a while when you defer to your wife to speak on your behalf. I know this from experience.

22 years
I got a hot cool chick out of the deal. I'm not real sure why she's stayed this long.

 

[Freak]

22 years
I got a hot cool chick out of the deal. I'm not real sure why she's stayed this long.

That's awesome OS, really. 22 years is a very long time.

 

[Freak]

You're welcome, Freak.

I'll be exiting the premises now.

 

[BadJerry20]

You're welcome, Freak.

Your nipple has bawls

 

[The Ron Mexico]

Your nipple has bawls

dam skrait

 

[Orangeslice13]

That's awesome OS, really. 22 years is a very long time.

Thanks
We dated 5 years before that.
When you find a good one early you hang on to her.

 

[DD4ME]

Just when I thought I couldn't be any more mentally traumatized from this thread.

Try the happy thread for solace.

 

[DD4ME]

I'll be exiting the premises now.

TRM done skeert Freak off.

 

[BadJerry20]

Thanks
We dated 5 years before that.
When you find a good one early you hang on to her.

Slice stfu TIA

 

[Freak]

Thanks
We dated 5 years before that.
When you find a good one early you hang on to her.

So 28 total years. Wow. You must be like 60.

 

[BadJerry20]

dam skrait

Sexy...kinda

 

[Freak]

TRM done skeert Freak off.

It's a regular occurrence and one he takes great pride in.

 

[Orangeslice13]

Slice stfu TIA

You know you've got a better chance of being struck by lightning than having me stfu. Tifwiw siap jmho ayw GBO

 

[DD4ME]

It's a regular occurrence and one he takes great pride in.

Can you put negative signs in front of his stars? He's living on borrowed time.

 

[MY3*VOLS]

It might have been from me. I have good days and bad ones.

Thanks, brah!

 

[hmanvolfan]

28 years. pssshhhtttt.

 

[DD4ME]

Thanks, brah!

Gtfo should be worth at least 3 points.

 

[Orangeslice13]

So 28 total years. Wow. You must be like 60.

45. 17 when we met.

 

[Freak]

28 years. pssshhhtttt.

Tell me again the one about you and Abe Lincoln.