The unofficial DD likes everything thread

[BadJerry20]

They're fantastic. I do work out.

Wtf I like em flabby and saggy

 

[Unknown Muppet]

Wtf I like em flabby and saggy

I knew it would never work out.

 

[BadJerry20]

I knew it would never work out.

Whoa whoa whoa...I just need a couple minutes, I ain't putting a ring on it...herp maybe but no ring

 

[The Ron Mexico]

And reset his post count for everyone's safety.

But NOT his like count.

Finally, someone that gets it.

 

[Unknown Muppet]

Finally, someone that gets it.

Those first few posts would be hysterical.

 

[The Ron Mexico]

I have so many likes to give out it's just silly.

 

[jhen713]

Why you want your post count reset?

 

[jhen713]

Why not just start a new account?

 

[jhen713]

You don't have an alter?

 

[jhen713]

I thought everybody had at least 1.

 

[BadJerry20]

I am an alter

 

[jhen713]

I was an alter till I took out my creator.

 

[BadJerry20]

DDs missing all the licking

 

[BadJerry20]

I'm licking till my tongue hurts...or gets sticky

 

[jhen713]

He's slacking.

 

[The Ron Mexico]

The Applebee's wifi here won't upload a picture of the beer I'm drinking. wth?

 

[Unknown Muppet]

He's missing out on all these extra licks too.

 

[The Ron Mexico]

Why you want your post count reset?

I find post counts to be pretentious.

 

[Unknown Muppet]

I find post counts to be pretentious.

I thought pretentious black man was your schtick.

 

[hmanvolfan]

Like me you fool.

 

[jhen713]

I find post counts to be pretentious.

I wouldn't care if mine was reset.

 

[BadJerry20]

Like me you fool.

Licked

 

[jhen713]

Like me you fool.

For a second I thought you were talking to me.

 

[BadJerry20]

Too much licking, I just BOOMED myself

 

[jhen713]

If it didn't hit the ceiling don't post about it.