The unofficial DD likes everything thread

[TEX_VOLFAN]

Not even. Especially with her wig off. True story. She wears wigs cause she's one of those people that plucks hairs out. Hot mess mowing the yard.

Lulz, she is really cray!

 

[DD4ME]

I would touch her with 114's carnie peen

 

[jhen713]

Hook me up, DD!

Go TeX!

 

[jhen713]

Tex, you better be liking posts. Fracking like whorder......

 

[DD4ME]

Lulz, she is really cray!

Cereal cray. Before she got divorced they had us over for dinner. She proceeds to tell me and mrs dd how when she punishes the kids she tells them that they are hurting Jesus by acting bad. Those kids are Fawked. If I had any actual evidence of harm 'd honestly call DSS.

 

[TEX_VOLFAN]

I would touch her with 114's carnie peen

Lulz!

 

[DD4ME]

Tex, you better be liking posts. Fracking like whorder......

This.

 

[TEX_VOLFAN]

Go TeX!

Wtf, no likes for you!

 

[TEX_VOLFAN]

Cereal cray. Before she got divorced they had us over for dinner. She proceeds to tell me and mrs dd how when she punishes the kids she tells them that they are hurting Jesus by acting bad. Those kids are Fawked. If I had any actual evidence of harm 'd honestly call DSS.

Call them anyway, just to be sure.

 

[jhen713]

Wtf, no likes for you!

Go like yourself.

 

[TEX_VOLFAN]

Go like yourself.

That would be allsome!

 

[DD4ME]

Call them anyway, just to be sure.

I've done it once in a for real bad situation for a friend of my wife's family. They did nothing. There was a baby living in ridiculous conditions with pain pill addicts and yet they did nothing. It's sad but compared to that crap I suppose my cray cray neighbor would win saint of the year awards.

 

[heartvols]

I liked every post on this page

 

[TEX_VOLFAN]

Poor kids!

 

[DD4ME]

I liked every post on this page

Boom. I like you even when you aren't posting.

 

[TEX_VOLFAN]

I liked every post on this page

So generous!


Like!

 

[DD4ME]

Poor kids!

I know dude. Sucks what some of these kids get for parents. Then you got smart adults that have no kids.

 

[blupotato]

Not even. Especially with her wig off. True story. She wears wigs cause she's one of those people that plucks hairs out. Hot mess mowing the yard.

Well I must say that is not at all what I was expecting to hear. My imagination was a complete opposite.

 

[DD4ME]

I'm waiting for someone to prove me wrong but I have come to the conclusion that the overtly religious are all invertly crazy as hell.

 

[DD4ME]

Well I must say that is not at all what I was expecting to hear. My imagination was a complete opposite.

She's fit and not hideous with a wig on and she has nice wigs but she's kind of angular. Not manish but close.

 

[Unknown Muppet]

She's fit and not hideous with a wig on and she has nice wigs but she's kind of angular. Not manish but close.

Would Grizz hit it?

 

[blupotato]

She's fit and not hideous with a wig on and she has nice wigs but she's kind of angular. Not manish but close.

Unless a woman has cancer the whole wig thing is kind of a turnoff.

 

[DD4ME]

Would Grizz hit it?

Yes. And I'd hear them through the windows I assume.

 

[DD4ME]

Unless a woman has cancer the whole wig thing is kind of a turnoff.

Exactly. Especially when you've seen her mowing without it and seen her stubbly head and know it's from her cray cray condition. Her dad was some travelling preacher extremist. I'm telling you they cray. Stay away.

 

[DD4ME]

Cray neighbors happen when you decide you want some sizeable property, no neighborhood and no HOA. The Leland Cyprus I planted should block out the sun in a couple years.