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#8,127
#8,127
In college @ TTU a new Asian restaurant called Ocha opened up right next campus near my dorm. So I go check it out and low and behold this drop dead gorgeous Asian girl with long silky black hair and jade green eyes is working there. She spoke very little English and I was too struck by her to engage her in conversation. However I went there everyday afterwards for "lunch".(just to see her). I would say hi but rarely anything else, then one day I got my order to go. I paid for the order without saying a word and turned to leave when I heard this angelic voice say "excuse please". I turned to see those beautiful green eyes lock onto mine and I said "Yes?"
We continued our intense eye contact and then she said in a soft low voice..."You wanna fahk?" Stunned and scared I blurted out "YES! of course I do!!!"
She bent down slowly and reached under the counter and when she stood up she looked me in my eyes again and said "Here you go"..........She handed me a plastic fork. I felt a rush of nausea and heat as I instantly turned blood red. I rushed out of the restaurant, never to return again. What a dork!!!!!!!!
 
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#8,131
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VIF said:
In college @ TTU a new Asian restaurant called Ocha opened up right next campus near my dorm. So I go check it out and low and behold this drop dead gorgeous Asian girl with long silky black hair and jade green eyes is working there. She spoke very little English and I was too struck by her to engage her in conversation. However I went there everyday afterwards for "lunch".(just to see her). I would say hi but rarely anything else, then one day I got my order to go. I paid for the order without saying a word and turned to leave when I heard this angelic voice say "excuse please". I turned to see those beautiful green eyes lock onto mine and I said "Yes?"
We continued our intense eye contact and then she said in a soft low voice..."You wanna fahk?" Stunned and scared I blurted out "YES! of course I do!!!"
She bent down slowly and reached under the counter and when she stood up she looked me in my eyes again and said "Here you go"..........She handed me a plastic fork. I felt a rush of nausea and heat as I instantly turned blood red. I rushed out of the restaurant, never to return again. What a dork!!!!!!!!
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RV loves telling that story at parties.:no:
 
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#8,132
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#8,141
#8,141
My hands smell like onions from putting a roast in the crackpot this morning. I need to go rub them on the stainless sink.
 
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#8,144
#8,144
a shot and a 10 day prednazone(sp?).5,5,4,4,3,3,2,2,1,1. Also taking a 24hr zertec in the mornings and benadryl in the afternoons.
 
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#8,146
#8,146
1 benadryl at a time doesn't affect me too much unless I'm already tired. I took 2 last night about 8pm. I was pretty loopy during our draft. I had to get up and walk around between my picks.
 
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