The unofficial DD likes everything thread

[VIF]

Wait for it..............

Phhhrrrrrrrrrtttttt.

Dusted.

 

[UTGnome]

Now why did I like that one?

 

[VIF]

You're a fart sniffer. evidently

 

[UTGnome]

If I can smell that one here in Knoxville, you might want to get it looked at by a doctor.

 

[VIF]

My doctor gets a face full once a year and he don't want no more.

 

[VIF]

No way I would do that for $179.00, the cost of a yearly office visit checkup.

 

[VIF]

Every year he says "well it feels normal" and I say "there ain't nothin' normal about the way that feels".
He chuckles under his breath every time.

 

[UTGnome]

So he likes it and you pay for it.:crazy:

 

[VIF]

messed up, huh?

 

[VIF]

the older I get, the less I care.

 

[VIF]

Can't count how many times RV has said..."Don't say or do that, they might get upset or think you are whatever"
I always say IDGAF and she says I know and shakes her head at me.

 

[jhen713]

the older I get, the less I care.

I've never cared.

 

[VIF]

Less pressure that way.

 

[jhen713]

My Friday is done. Working on Monday now.

 

[UTGnome]

My Friday is done. Working on Monday now.

So now you can finally get some rest?

 

[VIF]

I tell you, if you don't give an S about what people think about you, the happier you will be.

 

[jhen713]

Agreed. Take it or leave it.

 

[jhen713]

So now you can finally get some rest?

What is this rest you speak of?

 

[VIF]

My Friday is done. Working on Monday now.

Gonna leave work early and hit Walmart for wifey. She has Fall Festival at school and will be home late. I hate Walmart but love RV.:crazy:

 

[VIF]

Agreed. Take it or leave it.

RV calls it WYSIWYG (wizzywig)
What you see is what you get.:thumbsup:

 

[VIF]

What is this rest you speak of?

Typo. Gnome meant "breast" not rest.

 

[Behr]

Gonna leave work early and hit Walmart for wifey. She has Fall Festival at school and will be home late. I hate Walmart but love RV.:crazy:

Me too.

 

[Behr]

Hate Wal-Mart.

 

[VIF]

I see what you did there.:aggressive:

 

[Behr]