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#9,730
#9,730
Weezer said:
A hundred times? Do you have it down to an exact science? I would think you would have to factor in such things as the length and dexterity of her tongue, not to mention overall skill. Plus you need a control group with piercings to see if they truly make a difference.

I'm beginning to think we should create the Zoner Science Foundation and look for funding. I'm sure there are those in Congress that would be interested in the results.
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I've done the research over 50+ years. 100 licks is the average given all parameters. These were controlled experiments with any alcohol/drug related incidences being thrown out. Those usually trend towards all nighters at a minimum.
 
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#9,733
#9,733
Today feels like a Monday to me. Wasn't sure why, but then I realized. No game on Saturday. Since it's on Sunday, I had to adjust my pre-game activities.
 
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#9,742
#9,742
Slydell said:
I've done the research over 50+ years. 100 licks is the average given all parameters. These were controlled experiments with any alcohol/drug related incidences being thrown out. Those usually trend towards all nighters at a minimum.
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Does viagra fall under "drug related"?
 
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#9,745
#9,745
Weezer said:
Let me see if I have this correct...

You like likes, you like licks, but you can't stand BJs? :question:

Something doesn't add up...
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Wait! I got it! You're a woman, right? Likes likes, likes licks, can't stand BJs....you have to be a woman.
 
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