The unofficial DD likes everything thread

[UTGnome]

Gunga galunga... gunga, gunga-lagunga

 

[Weezer]

I thought you might have bequethed total consciousness on my deathbed.

I cannot simply bequeath Nirvana on every one. Then it would become meaningless.

Would you like a copy of Nevermind?

 

[Weezer]

Only 1,011 likes away from 5000!

 

[LittleCat]

i hate you whores

 

[LittleCat]

if you cant beat them join them

 

[LittleCat]

weezy can you bless me with your all-knowing-ness thingy?

 

[Weezer]

if you cant beat them join them

If you can't beat them, you're obviously not paying for the deluxe package. Pay that little bit extra. It's worth it.

 

[LittleCat]

enlighten me lama. im yores

 

[Weezer]

weezy can you bless me with your all-knowing-ness thingy?

I'm flattered, but I'm not gay. Sorry.

 

[LittleCat]

I'm flattered, but I'm not gay. Sorry.

that robe looking pretty fine right now

 

[Weezer]

enlighten me lama. im yores

Again, flattered, but I think you'll get a better response from Jerry. He's open to that, but he only catches on Tuesdays. Every other day he's the pitcher.

 

[LittleCat]

Again, flattered, but I think you'll get a better response from Jerry. He's open to that, but he only catches on Tuesdays. Every other day he's the pitcher.

jerry doesn't have the "gift"

 

[Weezer]

Besides, I would have thought the fact I'm not family would be a major turn off.

 

[LittleCat]

not how we do it in russia. my kentucky bros...maybe

 

[LittleCat]

i gave you the 4000th like.

has to be good karma?

 

[Weezer]

jerry doesn't have the "gift"

He's gifted in different ways. He's very flexible.

 

[LittleCat]

He's gifted in different ways. He's very flexible.

would taking pity on jerry help my karmic energy?

 

[Weezer]

i gave you the 4000th like.

has to be good karma?

All likes are good karma. Good karma is the way to spiritual enlightenment, not the way to my anus. That area is a holy site that receives no visitors.

 

[LittleCat]

All likes are good karma. Good karma is the way to spiritual enlightenment, not the way to my anus. That area is a holy site that receives no visitors.

with a booty like that in a sexy azz robe ya cant blame a guy for trying

 

[Weezer]

would taking pity on jerry help my karmic energy?

Jerry doesn't need pity. Plenty of dudes on here throw themselves at him.

 

[LittleCat]

Jerry doesn't need pity. Plenty of dudes on here throw themselves at him.

what a sloot.

 

[Weezer]

with a booty like that in a sexy azz robe ya cant blame a guy for trying

To be certain, I am a sexy beast, but as Dalai Lama I am ever the giver, not the receiver. The only gift I accept is the love of my faithful, shown through likes.





















Unless you want to send me some cash. I take cash too. No sexual favors, just charitable donations to help your next life be better.

 

[LittleCat]

825/25....

my ocd approves

 

[LittleCat]

To be certain, I am a sexy beast, but as Dalai Lama I am ever the giver, not the receiver. The only gift I accept is the love of my faithful, shown through likes.

Unless you want to send me some cash. I take cash too. No sexual favors, just charitable donations to help your next life be better.

me thinks you done goofed

 

[LittleCat]

stay fresh weezy. nighty night