The unofficial DD likes everything thread

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Yeah. Living in TN now. Liking it. Except my kids got the flu right at Christmas. Good to yuck it up with you guys again.
Well one byproduct or having kids coming off the flu and going through coughing fits is this is the earliest they have ever been up for Christmas, and it sounded like the whole room had kennel cough.


Merry Christmas - ya filthy animals
 
In college @ TTU a new Asian restaurant called Ocha opened up right next campus near my dorm. So I go check it out and low and behold this drop dead gorgeous Asian girl with long silky black hair and jade green eyes is working there. She spoke very little English and I was too struck by her to engage her in conversation. However I went there everyday afterwards for "lunch".(just to see her). I would say hi but rarely anything else, then one day I got my order to go. I paid for the order without saying a word and turned to leave when I heard this angelic voice say "excuse please". I turned to see those beautiful green eyes lock onto mine and I said "Yes?"
We continued our intense eye contact and then she said in a soft low voice..."You wanna fahk?" Stunned and scared I blurted out "YES! of course I do!!!"
She bent down slowly and reached under the counter and when she stood up she looked me in my eyes again and said "Here you go"..........She handed me a plastic fork. I felt a rush of nausea and heat as I instantly turned blood red. I rushed out of the restaurant, never to return again. What a dork!!!!!!!!
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