The WTF story of the Day

[volsarelife1]

Hospital security guard accused of having sex with corpse

 

[MyBloodRunnethOrange]

Sick!

 

[hndog609]

This situation is so full of joke possibilities it's difficult to know where to start...enjoy.

He’s accused of sexually assaulting an animal in Columbia Park. It’s one of 2 meth-related holiday busts

 

[malinoisvol]

This situation is so full of joke possibilities it's difficult to know where to start...enjoy.

He’s accused of sexually assaulting an animal in Columbia Park. It’s one of 2 meth-related holiday busts

There are some sick mofo's in this world.

Injured Beaver. Lol

 

[UT_Dutchman]

There are some sick mofo's in this world.

Injured Beaver. Lol

Was it Winona's?

 

[NorCalVol67]

Was it Winona's?

 

[LouderVol]

Angry ex-boyfriend screamed and attacked woman with biscuit, Tennessee police say

Nashville getting in on the action. Man attacks woman with a biscuit. article says he is 45, looks way older than that in the mug shot.

 

[GVF]

Less WTF, more LOL
Man arrested for DUI says he wasn’t drinking while driving, just at ‘stop signs’

LOL. True story and almost identical. Old man back home worked for my brother in law. Has a really high pitched voice and mostly uninterpretable. Looks like from the way way back woods. Got stopped for DUI. Cops asked him if he had been drinking and driving. He said..Oh no, I never drink and drive. I always drink first, then I drive.

 

[malinoisvol]

Angry ex-boyfriend screamed and attacked woman with biscuit, Tennessee police say

Nashville getting in on the action. Man attacks woman with a biscuit. article says he is 45, looks way older than that in the mug shot.

Danny J. York

@dyork8635

Replying to
@ajc
He must've put something on it, because they said it was assault and buttery.

 

[MyBloodRunnethOrange]

Danny J. York
@dyork8635

Replying to
@ajc
He must've put something on it, because they said it was assault and buttery.

Gravy

 

[508mikey]

not really surprising but slow news week Woman kills husband at Walmart in front of 3 children, cops say

 

[joevol33]

not really surprising but slow news week Woman kills husband at Walmart in front of 3 children, cops say

Dang

 

[pismonque]

not really surprising but slow news week Woman kills husband at Walmart in front of 3 children, cops say

Well... who among us has not entertained at least a fleeting notion of taking a life when in Walmart? Granted, it’s never been a member of my own family. But hey, you know... Walmart.

 

[MyBloodRunnethOrange]

not really surprising but slow news week Woman kills husband at Walmart in front of 3 children, cops say

They withheld the name of the victim, but went ahead and named the shooter and identified her as his wife. Doesn't that kinda defeat the purpose of withholding his name?

 

[MyBloodRunnethOrange]

Just saw some guy on the TV pimping this. Apparently you can rent a friend by the hour now. WTH?

RentAFriend Review: What It’s Like to Rent a Friend for a Day

 

[NorCalVol67]

Just saw some guy on the TV pimping this. Apparently you can rent a friend by the hour now. WTH?

RentAFriend Review: What It’s Like to Rent a Friend for a Day

I’ll stick with renting girlfriends by the hour.

 

[LouderVol]

I’ll stick with renting girlfriends by the hour.

Didn't know you could rent blow up dolls.

 

[pismonque]

I’ll stick with renting girlfriends by the hour.

An hour??? Jeez, an hour would cover the act itself, the ride over (and back), a bit of small talk, maybe a sandwich and a coffee, and moving on past the guilt.

 

[superdave1984]

Ouch
Police: Man threw knife into friend’s eye

 

[NorCalVol67]

An hour??? Jeez, an hour would cover the act itself, the ride over (and back), a bit of small talk, maybe a sandwich and a coffee, and moving on past the guilt.

Well, they round up. You can’t pay for just a quarter of an hour unfortunately.

 

[malinoisvol]

An hour??? Jeez, an hour would cover the act itself, the ride over (and back), a bit of small talk, maybe a sandwich and a coffee, and moving on past the guilt.

 

[tumscalcium]

Arizona man fakes having Down syndrome, hires women to bathe him and change his diapers: police

 

[MyBloodRunnethOrange]

Arizona man fakes having Down syndrome, hires women to bathe him and change his diapers: police

 

[508mikey]

Postal worker admits to stealing more than 6,000 greeting cards filled with cash and checks in Wauwatosa 20 years old and 4 kids ? A thief no less

 

[MyBloodRunnethOrange]

Postal worker admits to stealing more than 6,000 greeting cards filled with cash and checks in Wauwatosa 20 years old and 4 kids ? A thief no less

Dang!