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[joevol33]

Arizona man fakes having Down syndrome, hires women to bathe him and change his diapers: police

Doesn't huff live in Arizona?

 

[tumscalcium]

Doesn't huff live in Arizona?

I believe so.

I.... believe..... so..........

 

[joevol33]

@n_huffhines , fess up buddy!

 

[n_huffhines]

How do you fake down syndrome?

 

[joevol33]

How do you fake down syndrome?

I've honestly wondered that since I read it.

 

[Weezer]

Arizona man fakes having Down syndrome, hires women to bathe him and change his diapers: police

Saw this on a sitcom once. Think it was "Just Shoot Me".

 

[MyBloodRunnethOrange]

How do you fake down syndrome?

I've been more wondering why would anyone put on a diaper and deliberately crap themself just to get a woman to fondle him. In a public bathroom at that.

 

[pismonque]

Saw this on a sitcom once. Think it was "Just Shoot Me".

Yep, it was David Cross. That episode always stuck with me. Funny as hell.

But fwiw, he was playing mentally disabled but not Down syndrome. Strikes me as odd too that someone would fake Down syndrome. It’s typically so visually specific and identifiable.

 

[Vegas_Ferguson]

When your dealer claims he's got uncut catnip.

Look what a cat dragged in – a bag of 'cocaine and heroin' | Metro News

 

[Hoosier_Vol]

HUNTINGTON, N.Y. — A man was arrested Tuesday for allegedly threatening to shoot an 11-year-old child, possibly at his school, after the boy beat him at the video game Fortnite.

New York man threatened to shoot 11-year-old who beat him in Fortnite, police say

 

[pismonque]

HUNTINGTON, N.Y. — A man was arrested Tuesday for allegedly threatening to shoot an 11-year-old child, possibly at his school, after the boy beat him at the video game Fortnite.

New York man threatened to shoot 11-year-old who beat him in Fortnite, police say

See, you have to remember to leave the basement every once in a while just to remember that people are real, actual, living beings.

 

[MyBloodRunnethOrange]

HUNTINGTON, N.Y. — A man was arrested Tuesday for allegedly threatening to shoot an 11-year-old child, possibly at his school, after the boy beat him at the video game Fortnite.

New York man threatened to shoot 11-year-old who beat him in Fortnite, police say

Wow! I don't know what else to say

 

[Vegas_Ferguson]

Woman on vacation finds tortoise in her vagina.

https://nypost.com/2018/09/20/woman...w&utm_medium=SocialFlow&utm_source=NYPTwitter

 

[pismonque]

Woman on vacation finds tortoise in her vagina.

https://nypost.com/2018/09/20/woman...w&utm_medium=SocialFlow&utm_source=NYPTwitter

Wonder how long before a box turtle joke gets deleted?

 

[LouderVol]

Woman on vacation finds tortoise in her vagina.

https://nypost.com/2018/09/20/woman...w&utm_medium=SocialFlow&utm_source=NYPTwitter

at the bottom of the story it lists all the categories you can find the story under. Apparently they get enough vagina stories for that to be a category on its own. wow.

 

[MyBloodRunnethOrange]

Woman on vacation finds tortoise in her vagina.

https://nypost.com/2018/09/20/woman...w&utm_medium=SocialFlow&utm_source=NYPTwitter

WTH

 

[OldRollTide]

wow must have a big snapper

 

[volfanhill]

How do you fake down syndrome?

That’s what we’re asking you

 

[VolFaninFla]

How do you fake down syndrome?

How would someone get fooled by someone faking Downs Syndrome??

 

[Godfatha]

A turtle in a clam. Go figure.

 

[VolFaninFla]

https://nypost.com/video/worker-kil...-by-sticking-compressed-air-hose-up-his-butt/
Practical joke taking a fatal turn.
I'm amazed how quickly he went down. Must have torn him up inside.

 

[MyBloodRunnethOrange]

I don't even know what to say

 

[pismonque]

I don't even know what to say

Well... probably "blow me" isn't advisable in some circles.

 

[MyBloodRunnethOrange]

Well... probably "blow me" isn't advisable in some circles.

 

[malinoisvol]

McDonald's employee accused of putting peroxide-based cleaner in cop's drink