The WTF story of the Day

[MyBloodRunnethOrange]

Senate bill would ban dwarf-tossing at bars in Wash. state

Senate bill 5846 would ban dwarf tossing at bars and strip clubs and end the activity

If They need to do this for entertainment at strip clubs, then the primary reason to go there must be pretty weak.

 

[superdave1984]

Two for today
Man, 49, Arrested For Attacking Wife With A Taco Bell Burrito

Canadian man is found to be carrying 5,000 live leeches in his luggage | Daily Mail Online

 

[Tin Man]

Man, 49, Arrested For Attacking Wife With A Taco Bell Burrito

Florida man thread worthy

 

[MyBloodRunnethOrange]

Canadian man is found to be carrying 5,000 live leeches in his luggage | Daily Mail Online

 

[Hoosier_Vol]

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Medical purposes I'm sure

 

[bag12day]

Each time I read one of these stories I think WTF???... and then I remember its the name of the thread and somewhat redundant.

 

[Special Ed]

Are they going to ban dwarf catching, too?

 

[Hoosier_Vol]

Elderly couple accidentally burns house down during sex game involving WW2 flamethrower

 

[Hoosier_Vol]

Deputies: Man threw sick wife a meth-fueled 'death party' shortly before she died

 

[joevol33]

Elderly couple accidentally burns house down during sex game involving WW2 flamethrower

I just showed my wife, and told her this is on the bucket list when we get older

 

[pismonque]

I just showed my wife, and told her this is on the bucket list when we get older

Can you let her take the first turn operating the flamethrower?

 

[Hoosier_Vol]

I just showed my wife, and told her this is on the bucket list when we get older

I’m already jealous of their sex life

 

[MyBloodRunnethOrange]

Elderly couple accidentally burns house down during sex game involving WW2 flamethrower

Who says you can't have hot kinky sex when you get older? I especially love this part:

He told me he was penetrating his wife with his M1, as usual, but got too excited and activated the flamethrower.

 

[Hoosier_Vol]

Who says you can't have hot kinky sex when you get older? I especially love this part:

He told me he was penetrating his wife with his M1, as usual, but got too excited and activated the flamethrower.

You know, as usual

 

[hndog609]

Elderly couple accidentally burns house down during sex game involving WW2 flamethrower

Y'know Ethel...things have been getting a bit stale in the boudoir after all these years if you know what I mean.
What do you suggest dear?
This may sound a little crazy but, hear me out...

 

[hndog609]

Who says you can't have hot kinky sex when you get older? I especially love this part:

He told me he was penetrating his wife with his M1, as usual, but got too excited and activated the flamethrower.

So you're saying they had a garand sex life?

 

[malinoisvol]

So... where would one purchase a flame thrower?
Asking for joe.

 

[VolNExile]

@hmanvolfan
@Slimy the squirrel

Man transported to hospital after getting squirrel stuck in his rectum

 

[tnuhcvols]

Where do y'all find this stuff? Hilarious!!

Again, asking for Joe

 

[hmanvolfan]

@hmanvolfan
@Slimy the squirrel

Man transported to hospital after getting squirrel stuck in his rectum

The dude was 60. A true wtf story.

 

[VolNExile]

Where do y'all find this stuff? Hilarious!!

Again, asking for Joe

lol

I clicked on Hoosier Vol’s link about naughty flammable sex and looked at the other featured stories.

I really didn’t do a Google search on <anu$ squirrel>.

As odd as my life has become, those two words have never before been linked in my mind.

 

[VolNExile]

The dude was 60. A true wtf story.

RIP Slimy. (Somewhat curious as to how he got his name, but just as happy not to know)

 

[GVF]

@hmanvolfan
@Slimy the squirrel

Man transported to hospital after getting squirrel stuck in his rectum

It's quite odd that all those different animals have the same fetish. So, do the humans see it coming, or do the animals sneak up there at night. Maybe it's the new Obamacare colonoscopy. "Naw, I don't see nuffin."

 

[Smokey X]

you just can't fix stupid

UPDATE: Chattanooga men do Facebook Live from vehicle stolen in carjacking

 

[joevol33]

you just can't fix stupid

UPDATE: Chattanooga men do Facebook Live from vehicle stolen in carjacking

I honestly wonder if people try to out dumb each other