The WTF story of the Day

[BRTiger]

Woman arrested for animal cruelty after shooting her llama

According to the report, Madeline Bourgeois was working in her pasture when her pet llama attacked her. Bourgeois told deputies that she hit the llama repeatedly in an attempt to stop the attack. Once out the gate, she was finally able to exit the pasture.
Deputies say that Bourgeois then went into her home and retrieved her gun, returning to the pasture and shooting the llama three times.

 

[joevol33]

Woman arrested for animal cruelty after shooting her llama

You can't shoot llamas? Crap, I'm in trouble

 

[tnuhcvols]

Lorenzo is okay to shoot. Would be viewed as merciful anyway

 

[BRTiger]

You can't shoot llamas? Crap, I'm in trouble

Be sure to open the gate first so you can pass it off as self defense.

 

[NorCalVol67]

Woman arrested for animal cruelty after shooting her llama

We were driving through Grand Junction Colorado many years ago and saw a lady walking her Llama on a leash along the pathway.

 

[pismonque]

Clearly she didn't remember to yell "It's charging!" before she shot it.

 

[Tin Man]

If you shoot an animal, be prepared to field dress it at least. Don't waste edible flesh.

 

[BRTiger]

If you shoot an animal, be prepared to field dress it at least. Don't waste edible flesh.

Bitch shot it three times and it was still limping around.

 

[GVF]

Man Dies After Porta Potty Catches Fire Outside of Baltimore Ravens Football Stadium

My mind is racing:

What a s***ty way to go...

D**n, picked the wrong day to light my crack pipe...

Holy Cow! that chili was hot...

Oops, how's Jusse gonna go to the cops now...

 

[Tin Man]

Bitch shot it three times and it was still limping around.

Beyotch was a bad shot. Shouldn't have had anything to do with llamas in the first place.

 

[ETV]

Nearly naked man covered in peanut butter visits Dallas dog park

 

[jp1]

Woman arrested for training squirrels to attack her ex-boyfriend

 

[malinoisvol]

Woman arrested for training squirrels to attack her ex-boyfriend

HER EYES!

 

[MyBloodRunnethOrange]

Nearly naked man covered in peanut butter visits Dallas dog park

Not that there's anything wrong with that

 

[superdave1984]

Babysitter transported to hospital after inserting a baby in her vagina

FBI seizes over 3,000 penises during raid at morgue employee's home

Couple hospitalized after man gets his head stuck in his wife's vagina

 

[GVF]

Not that there's anything wrong with that

Of course not. And think about all the hot Texas girls walking their dogs that love peanut butter! Win, Win.

 

[GVF]

Babysitter transported to hospital after inserting a baby in her vagina

FBI seizes over 3,000 penises during raid at morgue employee's home

Couple hospitalized after man gets his head stuck in his wife's vagina

The first one...OMG the hair.

The second one...OMG the hair

The third one...Well let's just say I wouldn't do her no good.

 

[joevol33]

Babysitter transported to hospital after inserting a baby in her vagina

FBI seizes over 3,000 penises during raid at morgue employee's home

Couple hospitalized after man gets his head stuck in his wife's vagina

Haha, yet sad.

 

[volfanhill]

I vote Dave’s not allowed to post anymore

 

[GVF]

Woman arrested for training squirrels to attack her ex-boyfriend

I realize this is a farce, but it's frigging hilarious. "Dang squirrel ate my balls."

 

[ETV]

Not that there's anything wrong with that

Depends on which state you're in at the time.

 

[ETV]

I realize this is a farce, but it's frigging hilarious. "Dang squirrel ate my balls."

Singular. Ball. Only one.

 

[Matt2496]

Such a sad story.

Texas cheerleader’s final moments before gas explosion at house kills her captured on video

Sounds like a gigantic lawsuit is coming.

 

[GVF]

Singular. Ball. Only one.

Yes. I read it. But thanks. I used the plural anyway. Thanks again. But, since the story is a hoax, it really doesn't matter about the comments, wouldn't you say?

 

[ETV]

Yes. I read it. But thanks. I used the plural anyway. Thanks again. But, since the story is a hoax, it really doesn't matter about the comments, wouldn't you say?

It was sarcasm GVF. Very aware the article is fabricated. I'll use blue font next time.