The WTF story of the Day

[Matt2496]

Scientists Restore Some Function In The Brains Of Dead Pigs

 

[RDU VOL#14]

Animals going rogue again.

Deer kills man in rare Australia attack

Like I said above it always seems like it’s Florida or Australia

 

[LouderVol]

Like I said above it always seems like it’s Florida or Australia

Australia, the world's Florida.

 

[pismonque]

This is pretty interesting actually. I can see where the guy may have a legal right to keep it, but he also handled it badly.
A delivery truck mistakenly brought an 86-inch TV to his house. The cops took him to jail.

I don't know, if that happened to me I would have been annoyed that they sent the wrong TV but I would have called Amazon and asked them to make it right. Hell, they bend over backwards to help out if you're a frequent customer and it sounds like he is. I've called to complain about like a $20 item that broke and they say just order another one or something else and here's a $50 gift card to do it with.

But his response was to say hey look I got a freebie. I guess they'll settle the question of whether his actions were legal but at the very least they were kinda shabby. If you get or take something you know isn't yours and the rightful owner is known or knowable, then you're stealing it from them.

The fact that the delivery company screwed up only means it should be on their dime to make the situation right. It doesn't give the guy the right to keep something he wasn't supposed to get.

 

[tumscalcium]

Australia, the world's Florida.

The ladies there are something else.

 

[Tin Man]

The ladies there are something else.

Do you come from a land down under?
Where women glow and men plunder?

 

[tumscalcium]

Do you come from a land down under?
Where women glow and men plunder?

Men At Work. Nice. That’s on my running playlist. Haha

 

[volfanhill]

Painesville police: Man uses iguana as weapon at Perkins

 

[RDU VOL#14]

The ladies there are something else.

Elle MacPherson FTW.

 

[NorCalVol67]

And this is one of the reasons why I live in a high rise.

A fence-busting 600-pound gator pays a visit to a Miami neighborhood

 

[VolFaninFla]

Pizza restaurant temporarily shut down after employees put laxatives in food, police say
Pizza restaurant temporarily shut down after employees put laxatives in food, police say

Owners of the restaurant must have gone ballistic after finding out what the idiots they have working there did to damage their reputation.

 

[Hoosier_Vol]

Criminal Nicknamed “Doo Doo Butt” Arrested

 

[508mikey]

Nashville homeowner arrives at house to find naked man on couch

 

[pismonque]

Nashville homeowner arrives at house to find naked man on couch

"Dammit, Cooter! She doesn't live here anymore!"

 

[VolFaninFla]

This is disgusting
https://nypost.com/2019/04/22/toddler-stuck-used-condom-from-mcdonalds-in-mouth-report/

 

[Vegas_Ferguson]

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[Obsessed]

3 Pa. men guilty of sex with farm animals learn their fate

 

[pismonque]

3 Pa. men guilty of sex with farm animals learn their fate

Okay, rather than make one of any number of available jokes, I'm just going to be that guy who points out that the math in the story doesn't add up. So there.

Specifically, WTAJ reports the three were accused of sexual relations with at least 9 female horses, a cow, a goat, and dogs – a dozen animals in all.

 

[VolFaninFla]

This is one of the worst stories I have ever heard. What a terrible way to die.
Woman dies after falling into meat grinder at factory

 

[GVF]

3 Pa. men guilty of sex with farm animals learn their fate

Horses, or Colts? Big diff from a consentual standpoint. Horse may have enjoyed it. thought they were hung like a mule.

 

[Roustabout]

This is one of the worst stories I have ever heard. What a terrible way to die.
Woman dies after falling into meat grinder at factory

Chili is a little gamey this week.

 

[superdave1984]

I have no words.
Missouri Man, Woman Charged in Alleged Rape of 14-Year-Old Girl with Autism

Steven Nelson, 42, allegedly admitted to raping a teenage girl with autism and told investigators that he would continue the abuse if he could.

 

[NorCalVol67]

I have no words.
Missouri Man, Woman Charged in Alleged Rape of 14-Year-Old Girl with Autism

Someone needs to go Lorena Bobbitt on that guy.

 

[Hoosier_Vol]

Police: Argument over dog poop leads to Kentucky shooting

 

[pismonque]

Police: Argument over dog poop leads to Kentucky shooting

From what I remember about seeing a dog poop in Kentucky, it just sends a bunch of people over to the betting window to bet on that dog.