Things I'm happy about today

So, you’re on a road trip, just across the Florida line. You have more miles to go before you rest, so, you decide to stop at a fast food restaurant for a little something to eat with a caffeinated beverage. You want to get out of the car and stretch your legs. You enter the restaurant, and in front of you, at the counter are three overweight folks from New Jersey (their accents give them away). All three are yelling abusively at the staff behind the counter. They’re not going to shut up. Ever. Nothing good can come from engaging them in any fashion. Do you turn around, exit the restaurant, and look for another place down the road?

I dunno. What are the carry laws in Florida?
 
Stupid Texas DPS I need to do an in person renewal for my DL but the next available appointment is 3 months after the license expires....fuggers!!!

So I had to drive an hour north of Plano to get my DL renewed in a timely manner. After completing the sordid task, I walked back into the lobby to find a lady wearing a Tennessee shirt. Turns out her daughter is a student at that fine institution and loves it.

Kind of made my day.
 
Yep. It was getting too muggy and buggy in TN. Besides, I gotta get the camper ready for the trip to WY, MT, and ID next month.
*you suck!

But also, I'll give you $20 to pick my daughter up from the base and bring her back, I'll drive to Tennessee to get her! You may have to break into the base, but if the MP's start shooting just drive faster 🤣
 

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