Things I'm happy about today

[theFallGuy]

We've got a recently vacated rental property nearby so plan is staying there for time being. WTF wants to renovate but I am ready to get the F outta Memphis area....

Hope the HOA is happy since the family moving in has 5 kids and one on the way....

Quitter

 

[95 Vol Alum]

Quitter

 

[508mikey]

Quitter

well tornadoes and getting shot are the options for staying

 

[theFallGuy]

well tornadoes and getting shot are the options for staying

People ain't getting shot in Collierville

 

[joevol33]

We've got a recently vacated rental property nearby so plan is staying there for time being. WTF wants to renovate but I am ready to get the F outta Memphis area....

Hope the HOA is happy since the family moving in has 5 kids and one on the way....

She gonna move you back to Texas!

 

[508mikey]

People ain't getting shot in Collierville

the gangs are expanding their horizons

 

[BigOrangeMojo]

Collierville is fine. Saw another drive by shooting on the interstate Thursday afternoon while in Memphis...

Memphis is an absolute shithole....

 

[theFallGuy]

Collierville is fine. Saw another drive by shooting on the interstate Thursday afternoon while in Memphis...

Memphis is an absolute shithole....

So you want to live a quiet dull life? Think of it as living on the edge. What a rush

 

[theFallGuy]

the gangs are expanding their horizons

Are you in the Gangster Disciples?

 

[joevol33]

Collierville is fine. Saw another drive by shooting on the interstate Thursday afternoon while in Memphis...

Memphis is an absolute shithole....

There's a house down from me for sale

 

[BigOrangeMojo]

I'm onto my 2nd hand of shootings I've witnessed....

 

[Behr]

"Memphis, it's a chit hole but at least our BBQ sucks too"

 

[BigOrangeMojo]

People ain't getting shot in Collierville

Except at the Kroger...

 

[theFallGuy]

Except at the Kroger...

That was a one off nut job. Couldn't happened anywhere

 

[508mikey]

Are you in the Gangster Disciples?

They are moving into the Memphis suburbs List of Chinese criminal organizations - Wikipedia

 

[theFallGuy]

"Memphis, it's a chit hole but at least our BBQ sucks too"

BBQ tastes better after you've dodged a car jacking and 2 shootings. Best believe dat nooga

 

[BigOrangeMojo]

I'm due for a car jacking...

 

[theFallGuy]

They are moving into the Memphis suburbs List of Chinese criminal organizations - Wikipedia

"Vietcong taking over the suburbs. Stop buying Chinese take out and supporting them" - Mikey

 

[BigOrangeMojo]

Ft. Myers, where the only thing that blows and sucks more than a hurricane is Behr...

 

[theFallGuy]

Ft. Myers, where the only thing that blows and sucks more than a hurricane is Behr...

 

[Behr]

Ft. Myers, where the only thing that blows and sucks more than a hurricane is Behr...

 

[95 Vol Alum]

I'm onto my 2nd hand of shootings I've witnessed....

I’ve never witnessed a shooting as another data point. Was in the vicinity of one 20 years ago.

 

[BigOrangeMojo]

I’ve never witnessed a shooting as another data point. Was in the vicinity of one 20 years ago.

3 interstate
1 suicide by cop
1 in parking lot while in restaurant
Delta Fair

This doesn't include stuff like Phil Trenary shooting...

 

[Behr]

I was almost involved in a shooting, as the shooter. Seriously messed me up for around 3 days.

 

[theFallGuy]

3 interstate
1 suicide by cop
1 in parking lot while in restaurant
Delta Fair

This doesn't include stuff like Phil Trenary shooting...

Sounds like a good time