Things I'm happy about today

I'm happy I found this spider and killed it BEFORE it got in my house. I would have sh*t myself if I'd found it in the house. It's the biggest spider I've ever seen around the house. That horizontal mortar joint is 5/8" thick so his body is about 3/4" wide. It is 5" between the 2 vertical mortar joints marked in red, so his body is about 1 1/2" long and his legs must be 3 1/2". Get a tape measure out and see how long 3 1/2" is.

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I'm happy I found this spider and killed it BEFORE it got in my house. I would have sh*t myself if I'd found it in the house. It's the biggest spider I've ever seen around the house. That horizontal mortar joint is 5/8" thick so his body is about 3/4" wide. It is 5" between the 2 vertical mortar joints marked in red, so his body is about 1 1/2" long and his legs must be 3 1/2". Get a tape measure out and see how long 3 1/2" is.

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Took care of that problem for ya.
 
I had one of these garden spiders in my landscaping a few years ago. Huge spider that I sprayed with ant killer, lulz. It ran up to my gutter and flopped around for minutes. Never did verify it died up there but never saw it again.

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I had one of these garden spiders in my landscaping a few years ago. Huge spider that I sprayed with ant killer, lulz. It ran up to my gutter and flopped around for minutes. Never did verify it died up there but never saw it again.

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Booooo! Boo this man! 😡🤬

We had one with an enormous web between azaleas off the front porch. She hung in there a long time before the cold got her, catching and killing flies.
 
I had one of these garden spiders in my landscaping a few years ago. Huge spider that I sprayed with ant killer, lulz. It ran up to my gutter and flopped around for minutes. Never did verify it died up there but never saw it again.

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It's a writing spider. We had one as a "pet" when we lived in Blytheville.
 
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Why you wanna kill spiders that cause no harm to you or your loved ones?
Coz it only takes 1 spider and 1 mad scientist to end up with this....

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