Thread for your "Paul Bain-esque" Joe Milton one-liners

[BruisedOrange]

Inspired by a Manchester Vol comment, I thought I'd start a thread for all of us to indulge our creative Joe Milton hyperbole.
(If you don't know the name Paul Bain, just think "Paul Bunyan.")

I'll prime the pump without setting the bar too high:

Does the receiver have possession, and is it ruled a touchdown, if the ball is still stuck in the receiver's facemask when he crosses the goal line?

 

[swampfoxfan]

Inspired by a Manchester Vol comment, I thought I'd start a thread for all of us to indulge our creative Joe Milton hyperbole.
(If you don't know the name Paul Bain, just think "Paul Bunyan.")

I'll prime the pump without setting the bar too high:

Does the receiver have possession, and is it ruled a touchdown, if the ball is still stuck in the receiver's facemask when he crosses the goal line?

Hmm that would be a way to end the "too much heat" argument

 

[DeusExMachina]

Some say.......that he prowls the woods at night, foraging for bears; and that the "nuclear football" that the military member carries for the President is directly linked to his right arm. All we know is, he's called Joe Milton.

Nuclear football - Wikipedia

 

[Brave Volunteer]

Who was the one prior to Paul Bain? I forgot his name.

 

[peaygolf]

Who was the one prior to Paul Bain? I forgot his name.

Rod Wilkes?

 

[Brave Volunteer]

Rod Wilkes?

That's it!

 

[A2K]

Inspired by a Manchester Vol comment, I thought I'd start a thread for all of us to indulge our creative Joe Milton hyperbole.
(If you don't know the name Paul Bain, just think "Paul Bunyan.")

I'll prime the pump without setting the bar too high:

Does the receiver have possession, and is it ruled a touchdown, if the ball is still stuck in the receiver's facemask when he crosses the goal line?

Yes, it is six.......but...Milton should apologize to that receiver for being a bully and he should get a participation trophy! A hug from Milton would be a nice gesture as well....

 

[KINGSVOL]

I think we should shed the Bazooka Joe tag and shorten it to BA......BA Barakas that is; Joe I pity the fool, Milton!!!!

 

[Volstar65]

Joe can blow bubbles with beef jerky.

 

[JCHateSteve]

Who was the one prior to Paul Bain? I forgot his name.

Remembering Rod Wilks is like staring at the sun. A mere man can't keep it up for long without hurting himself.

 

[WillisWG]

That's it!

Sleep with one eye open

 

[WillisWG]

Joe Milton III spoke about the challenge of chasing rabbits during his youth in Pahokee.

The rabbits are shifty, darting in and out of the cane fields. Catching them isn't easy, especially when trying to avoid the jagged edges of the sugar cane.

"It's hard," Milton said. "Their front two feet is like a steering wheel. Rabbits will turn around quick."

Paul says stop rabbit!

 

[Other_Guy]

Sorry but nothing is going to best Luginbills "Milton can overthrow a government".

 

[TennesseeZep]

Joe stood on the forty yard line and threw the ball over the goalposts …… the ones in the river.

 

[71VOL]

This is dumb. GBO!!!

 

[DirtyDawg]

Joe can blow bubbles with beef jerky.

Lol, that’s awesome! Seriously though, he can also dribble a bowling ball!

 

[VOLfrombama]

When Joe Million was born, he drove his mom home from the hospital.

 

[KTrain]

I think we are jumping the Shark.

 

[Chickenfarmer]

If Joe ever throws an axe, the Smoky Mountains would be known as Bald Knob!

 

[Mccage]

After Joe received his Heisman Freak deleted this Thread

 

[VolBricks]

Chuck Norris can't stop a Joe Milton pass.

 

[DeusExMachina]

Some say......that his heartbeat is Rocky Top; and that due to their gun laws, he's forbidden from ever visiting England or Australia. All we know is, he's called Joe Milton.

 

[JCHateSteve]

When Joe Milton was born, the only person who cried was the doctor. Never Slap Joe Milton.

 

[GreyWolf1129]

When Joe throws deep, UT has a guy in the press box to call the Russians and tell them it's just a football...

Go Vols.

 

[Chickenfarmer]

Joe got kicked out of Kindergarten because he refused to go to recess. Joe said, ‘“I ain’t here to play! I’m here to ball out!”