Thread for your "Paul Bain-esque" Joe Milton one-liners

[stolitonic]

After the last scrimmage, Dobbs challenged Milton III to throwing balls into a garbage can in the corner of the end zone, from the 50 yard line. Dobbs won, putting 4 of 20 into the garbage can.

The best Milton III could do was toss 3 of 20 into a dumpster

...behind the Kroger on Kingston Pike.

No need for exaggerating man. These tall tales take on a life of their own after a while don't they? In ten years, it will be behind the Valero on Cedar Bluff.

Anyway, I researched the story and gave concluded that the dumpster was not behind the Kroger on Kingston Pike, it was merely behind the Publix on Cumberland

 

[GreyWolf1129]

If Joe Milton threw a grenade, it would kill 20 people. Then it would explode...

 

[Adam Sandler]

This year before the season started every player was required to sign a waiver in the event they got hit by or tried to catch one of Joe Milton’s passes.

 

[Johnnyreb#VFL]

I bet Joe Milton could throw the ball clear over that mountain

 

[GreyWolf1129]

When Joe Milton was younger, he threw a fit. To this day, no one knows where it landed...

I'll see myself out, thanks.

Go Vols.

 

[BruisedOrange]

Some kids pee their name in the snow. Joe Milton pees his name into concrete.

Great post!

I heard that when little Joe was toilet training, he got yelled at for peeing on the bathroom floor. That was the first time his accuracy was questioned.

So the next time he went into the bathroom, he peed the ceiling.

 

[volhick]

Joe Milton can throw a cotton ball through a 2x4 from 50 feet.

 

[Vol$_Deep_11_9]

Joe could throw the ball through a car wash and it come out the other side, bone dry

 

[WillisWG]

It cannot be confirmed that Joe's throw knocked the Russian Luna-25 out of orbit

 

[UnkieVol]

It only takes Joe Milton 20 minutes to watch an episode of 60 Minutes.

 

[kiddiedoc]

Sources confirm that Elon's newest drone boat has been named "Joe Milton Landing Pad."

 

[UTblood4life]

Who was the one prior to Paul Bain? I forgot his name.

Rod Wilks the legend from Smyrna
Whatever happened to these original posters like d4h, and the kid that said Rod Wilks was the next big thing. No pun intended

 

[kayman1]

Joe used to throw peanuts to fans, had to stop, they kept turning into peanut butter!

 

[Russdaddy2027]

No more T-shirt cannon at basketball games, Joe can throw to the nosebleeds