The hell with firing him right now. Let's keep him on since we have to pay him anyway and make him the highest paid janitor in CFB. His ass could be in charge of picking up trash out of the stands after games. We'll even take him on the road and volunteer his services. If we have to pay him anyway, might as well make use of his ass. We'll just name an interim to actually coach the last two games. Dooley can be waterboy during the games. It'd be funny to see his ass running ut onto the field with one of those squirt bottles. He can be towel boy as well and clean the damn jock straps since he knows so much about damn hygiene. Any crap job that can be thought up, give it to Dooley until the season is over.
And yes, I'm extremely bitter right now. I have no problem humiliating him the way he's humiliated our team.