There's a lot of trash that comes through here.
I would say, however, that you rank among the very top.
The worst I've seen on here was the aptly named 69, who it appears finally got the full ban hammer. And that is a good thing. If true, I fully applaud Freak and this site's administrators. Ultimately, I may go his route too, but not before I take out a handful of pond scum with me.
But I'd say you're coming in a very close second to that particular individual. How your wife kisses you at night, I have not a clue. She either doesn't know what you do here, or she enjoys the theft checks that built your retirement house. It's my understanding you were once in real estate, like Donny.
Things are starting to make sense with you now.