Uga VII has died

#53
#53
Vercingetorix said:
Bulldogs aren't even real animals. They can't mate by themselves. They're like an animated canine zombie species. At least Smokey can hunt and fight and fsck. All the Ugas can do is sit there and lick their useless gonads and wish they could do anything other than waddle around uselessly in their sweaters.
Click to expand...

Smokey is far more advanced than I thought. :haha_oh:
 
#54
#54
Vercingetorix said:
Bulldogs aren't even real animals. They can't mate by themselves. They're like an animated canine zombie species. At least Smokey can hunt and fight and fsck. All the Ugas can do is sit there and lick their useless gonads and wish they could do anything other than waddle around uselessly in their sweaters.
Click to expand...
You are so insensitive. :cray:
 
#55
#55
I have a friend who had a bulldog in the same family-line as the Uga's. It died about a 1 1/2 ago from upper-respiratory problems. The problem is the line is so inbred now that they all have problems and don't live very long. At the Tate Student Center on campus they have a mural dedicated to a few of the dogs, including the first one which actually looked like a well-fit and intimidating dog. The past few have been fat and pathetic looking. My girlfriend, a long-time UGA "fan," made a comment at the UT spring game that she liked Smokey better than Uga because Smokey actually moved around.
 
#58
#58
Seems like UGA loses a mascot every year.

I read a article on fox sports today saying the Georgia Bulldog is the most popular mascot in College football. Might be the most pitied because they die every year but not the most popular, that would be my boy Smokey.
 
#61
#61
crusse10 said:
Uga is hideous. God was having a bad day when he created bulldogs.

Pugs too...
Click to expand...

Course the jaws on that ugly face can clasp on on something really hard and not let go no matter how much it gets shaken about.
Posted via VolNation Mobile
 
#62
#62
Wow. That was a really short career for a mascot dog. Poor pup
Posted via VolNation Mobile
 
#63
#63
The university's sports information department has confirmed the mascot's death, according to Scout.com's Georgia web site, DawgPost.com. The cause of death was a heart attack, according to one published report.
Click to expand...

Vercingetorix said:
He couldn't bear the thought of going 0-2 against Tech.
Click to expand...

Someone probably told him Georgia was going to go all black (helmets and unis) for the Tech game.
 
#67
#67
I remember when Smokey VIII died in 2003. I had a Bammer fan that thought it was hilarious. It made me furious. Therefore...Rest in Peace Uga...Rest in Peace. :(
 
New posts
You must log in or register to reply here.

VN Store



Back
Top