ULTIMATE Gator as my boss....

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skasper06 said:
I just started a new job about 3 weeks ago working for a company that custom builds homes for people, and today I learned a horrible truth: the owner of my company is a die hard Florida Gator.

He went to Florida, he donates ten's of thousands of dollars to Florida every year, he takes his private jet to every football game, he has the gator logo stitched on the headrests of his 5 series BMW, he has a foyer named after him on the campus, and to top it off the colors he picked for the company are Florida Blue and Orange.

He randomly dropped in today (while the rest of us were doing the work of course) and he started talking about college football and I immediately sniffed him out as a Gator. All of my coworkers know I am a Tennessee fan and after he left they told me whatever I do, don't say anything bad about Florida or that I am a Tennessee fan. I told them I would have no fear in saying I am a die hard Vol For Life and a Gator Hater to the end.

But to think I still work for this guy...

I think I'm gonna be sick.

Sorry, I needed to vent and I figured you guys would understand...
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Is his name Michael Bluth?
 
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strongtower said:
think of it like this, he is supporting your love for the Vols via paycheck :yes:
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To subversively get him back, take a piece of your salary ($ from his pocket) and donate it to UT, lol. Maybe even make the donation in his name, haha! I feel your pain. I'm in Dawg country and most of my co-workers/superiors are die-hard Dawg fans. Most are pretty cool about it though. As the power shifts back in our favor in the East, you might want to stay tight-lipped around the boss, lol. Go Vols!
 
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Order bright orange jumpsuits for all the blue collar workers.

If you can pay to change road names, change the one he lives on or where the office is to Rocky Top #1 drive or Tennessee Volunteers Lane.

Buy him a 1998 Gators Football Coffee Cup to remind him of the good times!

Put up a picture of A. Hernandez or Zook by your desk.
 
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Put a dead gator in the trunk of his car until it gets ripe. Or put a gator head on his pillow while he is asleep.
 
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FLVOL_79 said:
600 mil automatically makes you an Aston Martin guy fyi.
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I'm a Chevy man all the way, FLVOL, all the way. However, I'm not into the rolling coffin known as a Corvette. Give me a Chevy sedan or SUV and nobody is happier than me.
 
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skasper06 said:
I just started a new job about 3 weeks ago working for a company that custom builds homes for people, and today I learned a horrible truth: the owner of my company is a die hard Florida Gator.

He went to Florida, he donates ten's of thousands of dollars to Florida every year, he takes his private jet to every football game, he has the gator logo stitched on the headrests of his 5 series BMW, he has a foyer named after him on the campus, and to top it off the colors he picked for the company are Florida Blue and Orange.

He randomly dropped in today (while the rest of us were doing the work of course) and he started talking about college football and I immediately sniffed him out as a Gator. All of my coworkers know I am a Tennessee fan and after he left they told me whatever I do, don't say anything bad about Florida or that I am a Tennessee fan. I told them I would have no fear in saying I am a die hard Vol For Life and a Gator Hater to the end.

But to think I still work for this guy...

I think I'm gonna be sick.

Sorry, I needed to vent and I figured you guys would understand...
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I seriously doubt that this guy would hold it against you that you support a different team than he does. No good businessman would do that. Now you might have to take some friendly ribbing from time to time.
 
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My boss at work is a born and inbred Bama fan. He's the real mcCoy. Always say's " i like that little coach you guys hired,i bet he gets yall to a bowl game".I try not mention imbreeding and cheating alabubba to him.. Most days are very tough.One day,im going to Feed his punka** crow.
 
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Don't worry OP. you will get to stroll in to work that Monday after the the Florida game with a grin from ear to ear.

Smokey has been craving some gator.
 
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GrowVol said:
My boss at work is a born and inbred Bama fan. He's the real mcCoy. Always say's " i like that little coach you guys hired,i bet he gets yall to a bowl game".I try not mention imbreeding and cheating alabubba to him.. Most days are very tough.One day,im going to Feed his punka** crow.
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Little coach, has your moron boss ever seen Nick Satan? He's damn near a midget.
 
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