Fact: If UT wears black, all children will kill their parents and wear their skin as a suit.
Fact: If UT wears all orange a meteor will smash in to neyland and slowly kill everyone around the globe.
Fact: If UT wears all white the polar bears will see it a sign to begin their long planned global domination.
Fact: If UT wears any combination of these colors everyone will instantly lose their genitals and become communists.