Vols Fan Auctioning Off Date With Daughter

[CountVolcula]

Hey would you even consider going out with a girl who couldn't make a good sammich?? :yikes:

No

 

[CountVolcula]

If she actually even exist Count! Lennay Kekua ring a bell? Somewhere Mant'i Teo is wanting a shot. lulz

Lol

 

[golfballs]

It's a trap!!!!

I concur

 

[zreeves]

I too have an attractive, single daughter with an MBA and a good job and a good sense of humor who needs to find a decent man to date. Unfortunately the guys out there to pick from are either alcoholics, cheating sex addicts or jobless potheads (hey wait sounds like VN posters).
Maybe should check out non football boards! J/K LOL (not really)

how's she doin'? lol

 

[DaphneVol]

My daughter is not going on a date until she's 35.

 

[GlockVol]

My daughter is not going on a date until she's 35.

In the ad, the father forgot to include, "must include arrest record, military service record, access to all social media, credit check and certified psychological profile". Lot's of deadwood out there. Father will also need to show the guy his gun collection.

 

[volswillrise12]

Smokescreen, IMO.

 

[JuggernaUT_VOL]

Hi I'm Steve from Lexington. ..











Lol idk why this popped in my head when I opened this thread....

 

[Brianchevy]

 

[DaphneVol]

In the ad, the father forgot to include, "must include arrest record, military service record, access to all social media, credit check and certified psychologolical profile". Lot's of deadwood out there. Father will also need to show the guy his gun collection.

Here here. Karate lessons, pepper spray, cc permit when old enough, and a little brother who is already a mean a$$ at 16 months!

 

[IBlvNTmWrk]

In the ad, the father forgot to include, "must include arrest record, military service record, access to all social media, credit check and certified psychologolical profile". Lot's of deadwood out there. Father will also need to show the guy his gun collection.

Also neglected to ask if you like pina coladas and getting caught in the rain.

 

[Special Ed]

My wife won't let me date, so that leaves me out. :sad:

 

[Voluble2]

Resumè?

Any date that starts with a resumè I wouldn't touch with a 30 foot pole.

"I like long walks on the beach... And making my boyfriends sign binding contracts.."

Wasn't there one of those in 50 Shades of Smokey Grey?

 

[Blood Runs Orange]

Also neglected to ask if you like pina coladas and getting caught in the rain.

He was probably afraid someone might respond that they liked makin' love at midnight.

 

[DC Vol]

That's pretty awkward that the dad posts a picture of the daughter looking uncomfortable and then another of her wearing a tube dress and stripper heels.

Bonus points to awkward if the dad got them off her facebook account without her knowing.

Double Bonus points if this wasn't even from a dad and it's just a marketing scam to get e-mail addresses.

 

[EvanStalcup1990]

Has to be real. Girl is too ugly for it not to be.

 

[IBlvNTmWrk]

He was probably afraid someone might respond that they liked makin' love at midnight.

touché

 

[WhitewaterVol]

If this ad is legitimate, it is seriously creepy. I can't imagine using Craigslist to solicit a date for my daughter. My wife would kill me and if I survived my daughter wouldn't speak to me again.

 

[VolFan4Life87]

Here is the link to the ad

Free Ticket! Tennessee-Florida This Weekend on the 40

Her face is eh, but that's a pretty tight bod. I would smash fuhh sho

 

[white65]

I expected a 300 pounder. She's no 10 but if I was in Gainesville I'd take advantage of her :birgits_giggle: (For the ticket lol)

 

[bamacheats]

"Dayum! She fugly!" - Monica Abbott

 

[chattaboogie]

Just to clear things up a bit the article says the daughter agreed to the posting and gave the pictures. I doubt they expected it to blow up like it did. Just pointing out it could be much creepier.

Ps. I know for a fact the vast majority of vn would be all over that. She aint bad. And she comes with a free ticket lol. I think that falls under the "intangibles" category.

 

[VolFootballlover]

Just to clear things up a bit the article says the daughter agreed to the posting and gave the pictures. I doubt they expected it to blow up like it did. Just pointing out it could be much creepier.

Ps. I know for a fact the vast majority of vn would be all over that. She aint bad. And she comes with a free ticket lol. I think that falls under the "intangibles" category.

I agree! You know these guys on here can say what ever they like. I'll bet $500 most have been with a hell-of-a-lot worse and maybe had to buy a ticket,meal,room etc

 

[Vol4life25]

Didn't see this posted. Maybe some of you would like to apply.

FOX Sports on MSN l Sports News, Scores, Schedules, Videos and Fantasy Games

The ad reads:

1 Free ticket for the Tennessee-Florida Football game this Saturday (cost to me, $150) on the 40 for the right gentleman. You must be an attractive, professional, single well educated gentleman, with a good sense of humor, 25-33. You also must not be threatened by an attractive, professional, single well educated lady, (as she is). If you do not qualify, please pass this ad to a friend.

The fine print: I lied! (Sorry...not totally free). Your cost will be a modest dinner, drinks and delightful conversation with her before or after the game.

P.S. (Being a Tennessee Vols fan is not required but is highly desirable)

Only those that respond with pictures and resume will be considered! Be creative!

Cole, you would post this..lol

Caleb has already put in his application, I bet.

Lol

 

[clt_tiger]

This should be in the Recruiting Forum IMO.