Halls isn't a city.
Why would I drive to Memphis for a BPS? I wouldn't have any use for the spinner-bait / Valtrex / t-shirt combo packs that would undoubtedly draw a crowd down there.
I can't imagine that I would ever be in Memphis to check-out The Forum without having first walked across the barren wasteland of hell to get there (I think you call this, "downtown Memphis") - but if I ever am, I will certainly check it out. Most definitely.
Any idea as to the best place to pick up some tix for The Showboats?
What about the best place to stand for more than :30 without being the victim of a raping / mugging / theft? Right now, I simply refer to this place as, "nowhere in Memphis", but perhaps there's another, more local name I can reference?
As for Halls, considering that I am neither from nor currently reside there.....please, hammer away. If I changed my profile to read, "the moon" - would you make fun of astronauts?