We'll See How Much The Fans Are Behind The Program Tomorrow Night.

#176
#176
Hardwood_fanatic said:
The attendance argument is valid. UT is top 3 in the nation in attendance almost every year. Florida's basketball facilities are not tops in the nation, thats moronic. Furthermore, outside of a two year enigma/conundrum/cryptogram, the Florida basketball program is mediocre.
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I wouldnt consider four Final Fours and two titles "mediocre" over the past twenty years. Attendance might be lacking but its always has at UCLA too. I wouldnt consider their program mediocre although they havent been good as of late.
 
#177
#177
homefry20 said:
Coming from someone from Halls, I would expect nothing less. Dont you have a rally to plan and sheets to bleach?
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Exactly.
A: I live in Halls.
B: Everyone who lives in Halls is a member of the Klan.
C: I am a member of the Klan.

Miraculously, your deductive reasoning skills continue to plummet. Stunning, even for a Memphian.
 
#178
#178
Tenacious D said:
Exactly.
A: I live in Halls.
B: Everyone who lives in Halls is a member of the Klan.
C: I am a member of the Klan.

Miraculously, your deductive reasoning skills continue to plummet. Stunning, even for a Memphian.
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The only compare to your deductive reasoning skills of my city. But thanks for commenting. I glad they got internet in Halls for you these days. Maybe now you'll have something to do besides rape your neighbors goats. Im done with you.
 
#179
#179
tngator15 said:
Actually (this is the truth) I have friends that have attended the University of Florida and 2 of them were managers on the football and basketball teams. 1 of them is in UF Law School as we speak. I'm not lying to you people either. They talked me into becoming one several years ago... BEFORE they won the National Championships. Plus, my neighbors are Gator fans. So, hate if you wish.
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Edit, I just read he was 15...
 
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#180
#180
homefry20 said:
The only compare to your deductive reasoning skills of my city. But thanks for commenting. I glad they got internet in Halls for you these days. Maybe now you'll have something to do besides rape your neighbors goats. Im done with you.
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You had me at, "The only compare..."

How do you know that people rape goats in Halls? I assume that you've experienced this first-hand, having recently arrived with a goatee, right?

Why did you think all of those guys were handing you bologna sandwiches? That's not rape brother, that's payment. Ask some women in your family. They'll know.
 
#181
#181
Tenacious D said:
You are Memphis, man. Memphis.

A talent bloated, crime-ridden, Oxford, MS with skyscrapers - seemingly, the product of an incestous relationship between Atlanta and its first cousin twice-removed - Shreveport.

Your fight song was lifted from a Rocky movie - and you are actually proud of this fact. I can only presume that your Alma Mater is a remix of Oran "Juice" Jones', "The Rain" (Link: YouTube - Oran "Juice" Jones - The Rain - and you're welcome for having this song seared into your brains for the next six weeks)?

And The Pyramid? The architectural equivalent of putting homemade spinners on an '83 Chevy Caprice? That's your crowning glory? Really?

But then, there's lovely Beale Street Blues and BBQ. Surely, nothing says "Memphis" more than the blues & BBQ - well, except for "unsolved homicides", that is.

And how's that NFL team you guys acquired been doing of late? How'd it taste to beg for one for so long, only to watch it then go to Nashville, instead? It's almost like the NFL hates Memphis as much as the rest of Tennessee, huh?

Memphis, the disdained, despised and disgraced half-aborted bastard child of Tennessee, the veritable Tito Jackson of all other major cities, whose best quality is that you may someday be annexed into Arkansas.

And now - to summarize - I'll leave you with a quote from your own Alma Mater, as given by Mr. Oran "Juice" Jones, "Now close your mouth, 'cause you're stone cold-busted."
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Two things, first, you're in Halls. No one from Halls has any room to talk bad about another city. Second, the Pyramid is a future Bass Pro Shops, therefore I suspect we'll be seeing you in town shortly after it opens. The crown jewel is the Forum. If you ever have the opportunity, I suggest you check it out.

As for Memphis Basketball, they can suck it.
 
#183
#183
homefry20 said:
The only compare to your deductive reasoning skills of my city. But thanks for commenting. I glad they got internet in Halls for you these days. Maybe now you'll have something to do besides rape your neighbors goats. Im done with you.
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...Wow... And I believe it's The Internets.
 
#185
#185
UT IE 95 said:
Two things, first, you're in Halls. No one from Halls has any room to talk bad about another city. Second, the Pyramid is a future Bass Pro Shops, therefore I suspect we'll be seeing you in town shortly after it opens. The crown jewel is the Forum. If you ever have the opportunity, I suggest you check it out.

As for Memphis Basketball, they can suck it.
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Thanks for defending the city. Your fandom can be excused in this instance.
 
#186
#186
UT IE 95 said:
Two things, first, you're in Halls. No one from Halls has any room to talk bad about another city. Second, the Pyramid is a future Bass Pro Shops, therefore I suspect we'll be seeing you in town shortly after it opens. The crown jewel is the Forum. If you ever have the opportunity, I suggest you check it out.

As for Memphis Basketball, they can suck it.
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Halls isn't a city.

Why would I drive to Memphis for a BPS? I wouldn't have any use for the spinner-bait / Valtrex / t-shirt combo packs that would undoubtedly draw a crowd down there.

I can't imagine that I would ever be in Memphis to check-out The Forum without having first walked across the barren wasteland of hell to get there (I think you call this, "downtown Memphis") - but if I ever am, I will certainly check it out. Most definitely.

Any idea as to the best place to pick up some tix for The Showboats?

What about the best place to stand for more than :30 without being the victim of a raping / mugging / theft? Right now, I simply refer to this place as, "nowhere in Memphis", but perhaps there's another, more local name I can reference?

As for Halls, considering that I am neither from nor currently reside there.....please, hammer away. If I changed my profile to read, "the moon" - would you make fun of astronauts?
 
#188
#188
The only things that I have to say to the Memphis fan are....

104-84

AND

50-14
 
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#189
#189
homefry20 said:
Thanks for defending the city. Your fandom can be excused in this instance.
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I agree.

Failing an effective police presence and the abstract incompetency of your locally elected officials (wonder what they all have in common...), the defense of Memphis is best left to the message boards.

Start with first combatting the preconceived notions and stereotpyical slights of others, elsewhere, and once secured, work your way outward toward solving the rapes / homicides / etc.

You guys will be back in the limelight in no time, just like it was 197Never.
 
#190
#190
Tenacious D said:
I agree.

Failing an effective police presence and the abstract incompetency of your locally elected officials (wonder what they all have in common...), the defense of Memphis is best left to the message boards.

Start with first combatting the preconceived notions and stereotpyical slights of others, elsewhere, and once secured, work your way outward toward solving the rapes / homicides / etc.

You guys will be back in the limelight in no time, just like it was 197Never.
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Dude, you are killing me. Keep it going, Memphis deserves it.
 
#191
#191
I enjoy visiting Memphis because I was born there and lots of good food, but I would never choose to live there.
 
#195
#195
homefry20 said:
you have an upside down crotch shot of a woman as your avatar. Why would anyone take you seriously?
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How old are you, homefry?

Good point, by the way. There is nothing that I take more seriously than being taken seriously on a message board. Absolutely nothing. I am sorry if I have said anything which eroded the long-standing trust which was carefully forged between us over the course of so many years together.

And, my avatar is a mystery. I think it looks like Merlin's hat, myself. And like Memphis, its magical.
 
#199
#199
Tenacious D said:
Probably not. But close.

Watch closely.
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I really dont care where they move it to however I find it pretty strange that they would be building multi million dollar research buildings on campus here at this time if they planned on moving altogether in the next 3-5 years.
 
#200
#200
tngator15 said:
Absolutely none. Had pair, but gave them away.
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You don't really own jorts... You make them using scissors and jeans in a meth induced spasm of what seems at the time a masterpiece of creative fashion designed to cause deep seated jealously amongst other slack-jawed brethren over your ability to manipulate your opposable thumbs to create rather than pick your @ss... :hi:

I'm a zoologist and have studied UF fans in the wild.
Their lifestyle is just fascinating...
 
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