@WestTennesseeFox search party thread

[WestTennesseeFox]

Can you ask them to become part of Russia?

I'm dealing with Auburn grads. They should be great at handing out cash.

 

[Orangeslice13]

I actually do have a meeting with an Alabama delegation this week on an Economic Development project I'm assisting with. Should I ask about the Machine or get a TNE Tat on my ass?

Are you planning on showing your ass?
If not you might want to pick a less discreet spot.

 

[NorCalVol67]

I'm dealing with Auburn grads. They should be great at handing out cash.

I’m okay with Auburn.

 

[WestTennesseeFox]

Are you planning on showing your ass?
If not you might want to pick a less discreet spot.

I'll get that Spring Break ankle tat that I was too broke to get 25 years ago.

 

[WestTennesseeFox]

I’m okay with Auburn.

Did your ex give you back the wine storage unit key?

 

[NorCalVol67]

I'll get that Spring Break ankle tat that I was too broke to get 25 years ago.

I got my drunk ankle tat about 38 years ago.

 

[NorCalVol67]

Did your ex give you back the wine storage unit key?

No, she was supposed to go and send me some wine again. Not sure what happened.

 

[WestTennesseeFox]

I got my drunk ankle tat about 38 years ago.

Carnival Cruise for Spring Break. Plenty drunk, no tats though.

 

[WestTennesseeFox]

I won't be a gold digger much longer; I ended up getting a gig from Flowbee's work conference last week.

 

[Wireless1]

They already think I'm a gold-digger that sits by the pool drinking alcoholic beverages all day.

So they are jealous….

 

[Toucan Sam]

 

[Tin Man]

If Karen 1 spoke her truth - “I gained almost 40 lbs during my first pregnancy and never lost the weight. I’ve let myself go to hell and have substituted food for self-esteem. Desire has long been absent from my marriage. The last time that I had sex with my husband, we were drunk after the [neighbor’s] party. I’m only 2 years older than you, and it hurts to see the way my husband looks at you when you wash your car. You remind me that I allowed myself to become who I am today, and I deeply resent you for it. You’re the focus of my self-loathing, now. It boils up as spiteful pettiness. I will always speak down to you because I see you as better than me in too many ways. To actually examine my feelings would drop me into a deep depression (which I’m actually surfing the surface of every day). I want to scream into your face that I hate you, but it would force me to admit that I really hate myself.”

 

[Tin Man]

Karen 2 - “Karen! STFU! Unloading that s**t out loud just makes me feel like s**t! I hate you for it, you b**ch!”

 

[Tin Man]

Yes, these are the folks who seek out HOA leadership position. They must possess some sense of power.

 

[GordonC]

WTFT

 

[508mikey]

@rustyshackleford tl/dr

 

[WestTennesseeFox]

Deciding what Halloween outfit to wear to the neighborhood festival on Thursday. Maybe I should dress up like a Karen.

 

[Tin Man]

Deciding what Halloween outfit to wear to the neighborhood festival on Thursday. Maybe I should dress up like a Karen.

Meryl Streep’s character in Out of Africa?

 

[GordonC]

Meryl Streep’s character in Out of Africa?

She wants to shock and offend them, not make them use Google.

 

[Tin Man]

Deciding what Halloween outfit to wear to the neighborhood festival on Thursday. Maybe I should dress up like a Karen.

Karen Black’s character in Karen?

 

[WestTennesseeFox]

I'm going as a Care Bear or Wonder Woman.

 

[WestTennesseeFox]

Karen Black’s character in Karen?

 

[GordonC]

I'm going as a Care Bear or Wonder Woman.

IDGAF Bear would be better: the Care Bear who went all rogue

 

[Tin Man]

I'm going as a Care Bear or Wonder Woman.

You can pull off either one, but you’ll nail Wonder Woman (haven’t you done this before? What was BOM’s costume in that pic?).

 

[Tin Man]

BOM as “second banana” would work…