What’s your dream outcome on Saturday?

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#127
SteensVol said:
Dream scenario - return kickoff for td, scoop 6 on defense, recover florida’s onside kick, 50 yd td to Keaton. Tackle florida on kickoff inside the 15 they have a 4th and 20 from their 5 yd line and shank a 20 yd punt. We run it in on one play.
We are up 28-0 with 4 minutes left in the 1st quarter. End the game 63-3. And Florida kicks a field goal on 4th and 11 with 1:30 left just to avoid a shutout!
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Sounds like a close repeat of the Oregon State game from last year for them.
 
#129
#129
We do the same thing in the swamp as we did at LSU last year , making the crowd leave and there’s nothing but Tennessee fans left AND… Alabama drops two in a row just to watch them talk about firing Nikki
 
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#132
How about this:

Let's see Shane Beamer and Billy Napier join Butch Jones this Saturday in a special edition of grown-ass men crying in public on the football field.
 
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My dream is after the game (during the post game interviews), that Billy Napier relates this curbstomping to a prison shower.

Really

God Bless Josh Heupel and GBO
 
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rocketskates said:
Realistic dream outcome? Milton throws for 400 yards and 3 touchdowns, rushes for one and the RBs take care of the rest....42-7.

But, I'll take a win even if it's by a point.
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The winning by even one point is the key to all sports……
 
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WhatInVolnation said:
UT beats UF 230-0 and eclipses Georgia Tech’s record for most lopsided victory. UF fires Napier at the end of the first quarter, Rob Sale at the end of the second quarter, Austin Armstrong at the end of the third quarter, and Scott Stricklin at the end of the game. 25% of the UF roster quits at the end of the first quarter, 25% quits at halftime, 25% quits at the end of the third quarter, and the rest of the team quits after the game. The same happens for current commitments and they have 0 commits at the end of the game. The entire UF fanbase is reduced to hysteric fits of unrestrained crying by the beginning of the second quarter. After the game is over, the UF student body is so distraught that it starts a fire and burns down the entire UF campus. When the fire is finally extinguished, there’s just burned out buildings and burned up alligators everywhere (but remarkably, no humans are harmed and the coloring books that haven’t been colored in survive by a sheer miracle). The loss is so dramatic and psychologically scarring for the UF football program and it’s fans that the mere mention of anything related to UT makes them involuntarily suffer full body and debilitating quivers that last minutes on end, but they nevertheless field a football team in 2024 and forward. The top 25% of attractive coeds transfer to UT and become ardent Vol fans. This beat down starts a run of UT beating UF by at least three touchdowns for the next century and the start of a run by UT football of football national championships that makes Saban’s run at Bama look unremarkable and there are serious discussions about disbanding college football because UT is just too dominant for decades on end.
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That sounds perfectly reasonable to me. Although I’ll be satisfied with any win with no serious injuries.
 
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StickMan said:
I see what you did there.
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This rivalry started that way, we lost in the Swamp the next year in a mediocre game, and we dominated again the next year. Then along came Danny Wuerffel. We haven't given them a scoreboard whipping since.
 
#141
#141
I'd like to modify my dream outcome response to the following:

Vols rout Gators. Gators don't score and Vols come away without injury.
Meanwhile, UGA looks bad in an ugly loss to South Carolina, who also looks bad during the game. Also, Alabama loses to USF in a major upset and still doesn't know what they'll do at QB.
 
#142
#142
Vols: Bajillion Trillion
Gators: 0

Records are set all over the place.

Although, part of me wants to win the way they always do so they can experience the pain. You know, they appear to be in control most of the game, winning by two touchdowns with 4 minutes left in the fourth, but somehow UT scores 3 times to win, one being a 98 yards fumble return for a touchdown, and the other being set up by a muffed punt or something else stupid like that.
 
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#143
That Tennessee beats Florida so bad they put out an arrest warrant for assault on Joe Milton. The TV shows Gator fans and players crying, and it's such a beat down, they bulldoze that ugly stadium the very next day and just stop playing football all together or join the MAC or something. So like 348- 0.
 
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#146
My dream outcome is a complete beatdown so memorable that Florida fans will still be upset about this game 50+ years into the future.
 
#148
#148
Score like we are capable. Defense gets its act together and turns around when the receiver slows down and intercepts the pass. Solid on special teams. Punter < Ross > shows up and averages 45 a punt. 45 to 21
 
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KeepinUpWithJones said:
Forget reality, how would you draw up the outcome if you could?

For me, Joe throws for about 250 yards with 70+ completion percentage and we run for an additional 300 yards on way to a 49-10 route of the Gators in Gainesville. There is no win large enough to make up for the years of my youth that were shaded by the Gators lopsided victories over us growing up. Something about running ragged all over the Gators feels more exciting to me personally but I would feel more optimistic about the rest of the season if I saw Joe play at a higher and more consistent level.

What would be the most enjoyable outcome?
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Florida forfeited yesterday and we don’t have to charter down to that jorts s-hole.
 
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WhatInVolnation said:
UT beats UF 230-0 and eclipses Georgia Tech’s record for most lopsided victory. UF fires Napier at the end of the first quarter, Rob Sale at the end of the second quarter, Austin Armstrong at the end of the third quarter, and Scott Stricklin at the end of the game. 25% of the UF roster quits at the end of the first quarter, 25% quits at halftime, 25% quits at the end of the third quarter, and the rest of the team quits after the game. The same happens for current commitments and they have 0 commits at the end of the game. The entire UF fanbase is reduced to hysteric fits of unrestrained crying by the beginning of the second quarter. After the game is over, the UF student body is so distraught that it starts a fire and burns down the entire UF campus. When the fire is finally extinguished, there’s just burned out buildings and burned up alligators everywhere (but remarkably, no humans are harmed and the coloring books that haven’t been colored in survive by a sheer miracle). The loss is so dramatic and psychologically scarring for the UF football program and it’s fans that the mere mention of anything related to UT makes them involuntarily suffer full body and debilitating quivers that last minutes on end, but they nevertheless field a football team in 2024 and forward. The top 25% of attractive coeds transfer to UT and become ardent Vol fans. This beat down starts a run of UT beating UF by at least three touchdowns for the next century and the start of a run by UT football of football national championships that makes Saban’s run at Bama look unremarkable and there are serious discussions about disbanding college football because UT is just too dominant for decades on end.
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I’m smoking me some of that! You are my campaign manager, when I run for president! :)
 
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