What’s your dream outcome on Saturday?

#76
#76
10-6 TN. FL throws game winnjng TD at the buzzer on 3rd and goal from the 4. Flagged for 12 men on the field. Just to watch them writhe in misery.
 
#79
#79
Napier quits at halftime and the Gators giving up football would be a start from the embarrassment of being down 118 to 0 at the half.
 
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#81
#81
I will keep it realistic.

Vols RB committee rush for 250+. Milton goes 66% for ~275 with 2 TD and 1 rush TD. Defense gets 10+TFLs, 2+ sacks & 2+ takeaways. Return game gets a TD and no turnovers. Punt coverage gets a block punt.

No false starts due to not all 11 being set. No PIs for not looking back when the WR is tracking the ball.

Essentially play a very good game with very few mistakes.

Most importantly, my son and I hope to still be there singing Good Ol' Rocky Top with a few thousand other Vols fans as the Gator fans head home about half way through the 3rd quarter.
 
#83
#83
I've always wanted to see a QB reset a dislocated shoulder Lethal Weapon style, that might be what it takes to shut up Milton's detractors.

1st drive of the game Milton lowers the shoulder and runs right over FL's 400LB lineman to score a TD, but dislocates his shoulder.

Writhing in agony with his throwing shoulder dangling limp, Joe Milton bypasses the injury tent and heads towards the stands. Tail of a live gator clenched between his teeth, Joe Milton slams into the wall resetting his own shoulder.

Milton goes on to throw 4 TD's while leading the Vols to victory.
 
#86
#86
UT beats UF 230-0 and eclipses Georgia Tech’s record for most lopsided victory. UF fires Napier at the end of the first quarter, Rob Sale at the end of the second quarter, Austin Armstrong at the end of the third quarter, and Scott Stricklin at the end of the game. 25% of the UF roster quits at the end of the first quarter, 25% quits at halftime, 25% quits at the end of the third quarter, and the rest of the team quits after the game. The same happens for current commitments and they have 0 commits at the end of the game. The entire UF fanbase is reduced to hysteric fits of unrestrained crying by the beginning of the second quarter. After the game is over, the UF student body is so distraught that it starts a fire and burns down the entire UF campus. When the fire is finally extinguished, there’s just burned out buildings and burned up alligators everywhere (but remarkably, no humans are harmed and the coloring books that haven’t been colored in survive by a sheer miracle). The loss is so dramatic and psychologically scarring for the UF football program and it’s fans that the mere mention of anything related to UT makes them involuntarily suffer full body and debilitating quivers that last minutes on end, but they nevertheless field a football team in 2024 and forward. The top 25% of attractive coeds transfer to UT and become ardent Vol fans. This beat down starts a run of UT beating UF by at least three touchdowns for the next century and the start of a run by UT football of football national championships that makes Saban’s run at Bama look unremarkable and there are serious discussions about disbanding college football because UT is just too dominant for decades on end.
Take a deep breath. Now, what else do wish to happen?
 
#88
#88
Tennessee beats them like a drum. Then because of this terrible beat down at the hands of the Vols, the Gators mail it in for the season only winning two games. Napier is fired, and their great recruiting class falls to pieces.
 
#91
#91
Philly cheese steak extra cheese add a brunette and a bottle of tequila....plus Jaylen rushing for 225 and 4 scores...
 
#93
#93
As someone said on a different post, I want the media the next day to complain about how inhumane and unsportsmanlike it was to run the score up so much.
 
#94
#94
It's 70-0 at the end of the 4th and they forget which Q it is and give them a 5th Q and Tenn scores another 30.
 
#95
#95
,and we shut them out.Gator fans start leaving6 minutes into don't drop any passes,Joe is dead on on his throws,running game gets 273 yards and Gator fans start leaving at 6minute mark of the third quarter.That's all.
 
#96
#96
Realistic dream outcome? Milton throws for 400 yards and 3 touchdowns, rushes for one and the RBs take care of the rest....42-7.

But, I'll take a win even if it's by a point.
All that first three qtrs plus Nico plays entire qtr 4 and throws for 200 and 3 tds final score 63-14, matching what FL scored against us in 1995.
 
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#97
#97
UT beats UF 230-0 and eclipses Georgia Tech’s record for most lopsided victory. UF fires Napier at the end of the first quarter, Rob Sale at the end of the second quarter, Austin Armstrong at the end of the third quarter, and Scott Stricklin at the end of the game. 25% of the UF roster quits at the end of the first quarter, 25% quits at halftime, 25% quits at the end of the third quarter, and the rest of the team quits after the game. The same happens for current commitments and they have 0 commits at the end of the game. The entire UF fanbase is reduced to hysteric fits of unrestrained crying by the beginning of the second quarter. After the game is over, the UF student body is so distraught that it starts a fire and burns down the entire UF campus. When the fire is finally extinguished, there’s just burned out buildings and burned up alligators everywhere (but remarkably, no humans are harmed and the coloring books that haven’t been colored in survive by a sheer miracle). The loss is so dramatic and psychologically scarring for the UF football program and it’s fans that the mere mention of anything related to UT makes them involuntarily suffer full body and debilitating quivers that last minutes on end, but they nevertheless field a football team in 2024 and forward. The top 25% of attractive coeds transfer to UT and become ardent Vol fans. This beat down starts a run of UT beating UF by at least three touchdowns for the next century and the start of a run by UT football of football national championships that makes Saban’s run at Bama look unremarkable and there are serious discussions about disbanding college football because UT is just too dominant for decades on end.
You Win! You made me end my day laughing hysterically.
 
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