Take a deep breath. Now, what else do wish to happen?UT beats UF 230-0 and eclipses Georgia Tech’s record for most lopsided victory. UF fires Napier at the end of the first quarter, Rob Sale at the end of the second quarter, Austin Armstrong at the end of the third quarter, and Scott Stricklin at the end of the game. 25% of the UF roster quits at the end of the first quarter, 25% quits at halftime, 25% quits at the end of the third quarter, and the rest of the team quits after the game. The same happens for current commitments and they have 0 commits at the end of the game. The entire UF fanbase is reduced to hysteric fits of unrestrained crying by the beginning of the second quarter. After the game is over, the UF student body is so distraught that it starts a fire and burns down the entire UF campus. When the fire is finally extinguished, there’s just burned out buildings and burned up alligators everywhere (but remarkably, no humans are harmed and the coloring books that haven’t been colored in survive by a sheer miracle). The loss is so dramatic and psychologically scarring for the UF football program and it’s fans that the mere mention of anything related to UT makes them involuntarily suffer full body and debilitating quivers that last minutes on end, but they nevertheless field a football team in 2024 and forward. The top 25% of attractive coeds transfer to UT and become ardent Vol fans. This beat down starts a run of UT beating UF by at least three touchdowns for the next century and the start of a run by UT football of football national championships that makes Saban’s run at Bama look unremarkable and there are serious discussions about disbanding college football because UT is just too dominant for decades on end.
All that first three qtrs plus Nico plays entire qtr 4 and throws for 200 and 3 tds final score 63-14, matching what FL scored against us in 1995.Realistic dream outcome? Milton throws for 400 yards and 3 touchdowns, rushes for one and the RBs take care of the rest....42-7.
But, I'll take a win even if it's by a point.
You Win! You made me end my day laughing hysterically.UT beats UF 230-0 and eclipses Georgia Tech’s record for most lopsided victory. UF fires Napier at the end of the first quarter, Rob Sale at the end of the second quarter, Austin Armstrong at the end of the third quarter, and Scott Stricklin at the end of the game. 25% of the UF roster quits at the end of the first quarter, 25% quits at halftime, 25% quits at the end of the third quarter, and the rest of the team quits after the game. The same happens for current commitments and they have 0 commits at the end of the game. The entire UF fanbase is reduced to hysteric fits of unrestrained crying by the beginning of the second quarter. After the game is over, the UF student body is so distraught that it starts a fire and burns down the entire UF campus. When the fire is finally extinguished, there’s just burned out buildings and burned up alligators everywhere (but remarkably, no humans are harmed and the coloring books that haven’t been colored in survive by a sheer miracle). The loss is so dramatic and psychologically scarring for the UF football program and it’s fans that the mere mention of anything related to UT makes them involuntarily suffer full body and debilitating quivers that last minutes on end, but they nevertheless field a football team in 2024 and forward. The top 25% of attractive coeds transfer to UT and become ardent Vol fans. This beat down starts a run of UT beating UF by at least three touchdowns for the next century and the start of a run by UT football of football national championships that makes Saban’s run at Bama look unremarkable and there are serious discussions about disbanding college football because UT is just too dominant for decades on end.