Gussied up pizza, starting with the base of sausage, pepperoni, and whatever the third meat is, adding sautéed red onion, mushrooms, and red peppers to the whole thing, then artichoke hearts* and anchovies to his side, more pepperoni to my side, and then both sides with shredded Italian cheese and Cento tomato paste in a tube.
* Artichoke hearts to his side because the last time I made this, I was tearing the pantry apart, looking for a jar of his anchovies, saw a jar with a label that began with a and ended with s, and opened it. --> artichoke hearts. It's a big jar. It will take a while to get through it.